Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could...

By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/1/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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By lahp | 0

#772346 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

By CrazyWill | 0

#772333 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

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By ming88 | 0

#772332 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:05

1st n nice one

pu13 | 5

#1192564 - Thursday 5 August 2010 8:28

Nope

ilovemygirlfrien_fml | 0

#1675237 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:31

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By CrazyWill | 0

#772333 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

joseph4242423 | 0

#1050617 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:47

I would have held her head down and continued with a conversation with the mother. guys pov

By Apsey | 0

#772337 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:10

haha this is great...

By JERKKMONKEY | 0

#772338 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:12

BAHAHAHAHAH

By adrianlives702 | 0

#772340 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:14

second!

LtDelicious | 0

#776680 - Friday 15 January 2010 22:01

fail

By lynsieloowho | 0

#772341 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:14

lol!!!!

By ilysweetcupcake | 0

#772345 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:15

yumm yum yummy num num

By lahp | 0

#772346 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

scorpio95 | 0

#885130 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:12

bakingstuff | 0

#1108529 - Monday 19 July 2010 8:39

I guess they just didn't (puts on shades) meet eye to eye
YEEEAAHHHH!!!!

xslapchopx | 0

#1155330 - Thursday 29 July 2010 5:32

that does

akg98 | 13

#4600512 - Friday 22 June 2012 18:47

...i c wat u did there... :D

VengeanceChicken | 12

#5723686 - Sunday 20 October 2013 19:49

beat me to it

By Playdate | 0

#772350 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:19

Sorry for you but this fml totally made my night!! I can't stop laughing now. Think of it this way: she was probably going to give you a hard time anyway, all you did was give her a reason!