Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
I see that he satisfied the equation.
xSavaqee 12
how does a math problem make you ******...?
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Comments (114)
KChubs 12
FYL for being turned on by math. Math always kills the mood for me.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Because you are allowed to speak for Miss OP
sanecatlady 13
Is it just me or are there a lot of FMLs about having sex with boyfriends?
kurodansei 16
Men prolly have less to FML about in the boudoire
Ryodin 11
Also of note, oral helps you think. Next time you're stuck you should ask your muse for some help.
CallMeWindSock 24
E=mc^2 must make you turn into quagmire
cookie1207 19
You got to figure out if your boyfriend is te right one for you!
tukies 28
Time to get another math problem for the next time.
cheernomore15 14
OP had a nerdgasm
SWC_Penguin 17
Surely the ****** was a mixture of both your boyfriend and the math problem. But WHAT percentage? There must be an equation to determine the exact numbers. And now you have something to think about the next time!
perdix 31
That could cum in handy for your math final. You could have an oral exam squared.
Enslaved 38
Shoot! If my mind wanders just a little... Did I forget to lock the door?... Sprinklers shut off?...Do I have enough gas in my car to make it to work tomorrow? Etc... It won't matter how great a job he's doing down there-- I can't relax completely. So no go! But you with Math! Lucky lucky! The mind is a powerful thing.