By Anonymous - 19/11/2013 16:50

Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Solution? Create a time travel machine, go back in time and save your company. Keep the coupons and use them in 2003, go back to now and be rich. You're welcome!

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HowAreYouToday 34

me tok but at least those antique coupons could be worth a fortune

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

If old coupons are worth a fortune, then my Mother should be the richest person in the world.

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Zimmington 21

7- I wouldn't call 2003 antique...

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In my experience, if you can cut out the expiration date with scissors and go to a McDonalds with less customer traffic than usual, it should work

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Anth6ny 9

42- No because they have to scan it. Nice try though.

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

63, McDonald's doesn't scan coupons. they just have a percent discount button, or they promo it off. Then the keep they coupon in the drawer to be tracked, or they shred it. no scanning. nice try though. ;)

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vlalam 24

Sorry OP. Hope u will find something soon and things will turn around

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flashback.miss 28

hope things look up soon for you, OP.

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HowieDoIt 21

Solution? Create a time travel machine, go back in time and save your company. Keep the coupons and use them in 2003, go back to now and be rich. You're welcome!

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SininenAave 9

Oh no I was going to write that! Oh well, it's a great idea, do this OP!

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Zimmington 21

If OP is going to create a time travel machine. Why not just go further back invest in Apple & never have to work another day in their life?

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cheshirecat13242 32

Sorry about the job, OP. Maybe if you can travel back in time you could go for ice cream at McD's.. Edit: #5 beat me to the time travel bit

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Welshite 39

Aww, man, sorry to hear that. Hope things turn around for you soon.

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Rainhawk94 27

Don't worry welshite i caught on what you're doing.

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Welshite 39

*stares blankly* Uhh, thanks. Could you explain what I'm doing, because I don't know, myself.

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Rainhawk94 27

Well umm you see, if you look at this graph....you'll see that...*jumps on giraffe and rides into the sunset*

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Sweetpea22 14

Please put the crack pipe down. It's not healthy

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MrSassypants 32

Yes, put the crack pipe down. Now everyone turn around while I dispose of it.... TURN AROUND NOW!

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sunnyray812 42

I'm very sorry. I hope you find a new job soon. Best wishes to you.

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kristiniccole 8

Knee him in the balls. That'll get your company back ;)

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HowieDoIt 21

Pretty sure it won't. Try that on your boss, see what happens!

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Zimmington 21

I tried it.... got an assault charge... & lost my job... thanks a lot #22

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Today, a former employee kneed me in the balls because the company we work for is bankrupt and I have also lost my job, being told to fire and give out shitty old coupons for maccy d's . FML

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Wizardo 33

Ba da ba ba baaa - I'm hating it.

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