By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/5/2017 14:00
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
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By  Lucky O'Guin  |  13

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By  Ifuckedthefeartu  |  30

Why that probably wasn't the best thing to tell a young kid, since they often repeat stuff in front of people who shouldn't hear your jokes. If you're going to make a joke about sperm, at least have it be physiologically correct op. Your son wasn't the "sperm who swam the fastest" he was the fertilized egg who was able to successful stick to the uterine wall. Just bc a sperm fertilizes, doesn't mean it'll stick.