Your kid just won the internet!

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!

And your son's teacher was calling to offer him a scholarship? Hope so.

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buzzkill

Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event

Synonyms: Party pooper, spoil sport, Lucky O'Guin

I am the Dad.

He really isn't wrong, and that answer is brilliant!

Actually you should correct this immediately. It's not the fastest sperm, it's the slowest one that waits for the others to do the hard work.

Actually it is the fastest so he's in front then the slow ones do the work and push them in

Is your dad Michael Phelps?

Otherwise, whose sperm did Dad's spooge have to compete with? Mom, any comment?

I'm the Father. ?

Why that probably wasn't the best thing to tell a young kid, since they often repeat stuff in front of people who shouldn't hear your jokes. If you're going to make a joke about sperm, at least have it be physiologically correct op. Your son wasn't the "sperm who swam the fastest" he was the fertilized egg who was able to successful stick to the uterine wall. Just bc a sperm fertilizes, doesn't mean it'll stick.

Out of the mouths of babes.

Thanks for the laugh, OP. How'd the conversation go with the teacher?

She says that she felt flustered. ??‍♂️