Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Your kid just won the internet!
By
Druu
| 53
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!
COMMENTS
By
Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Your kid just won the internet!
By
Druu
| 53
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!
By
Oh_No_Not_Him
| 25
And your son's teacher was calling to offer him a scholarship? Hope so.
By
Lucky O'Guin
| 13
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
Arashikage
| 18
buzzkill
Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event
Synonyms: Party pooper, spoil sport, Lucky O'Guin
Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event
Synonyms: Party pooper, spoil sport, Lucky O'Guin
Reply
I am the Dad.
By
Glowworm56
| 25
He really isn't wrong, and that answer is brilliant!
By
skippydoda
| 32
Actually you should correct this immediately. It's not the fastest sperm, it's the slowest one that waits for the others to do the hard work.
Reply
tak7871
| 10
Actually it is the fastest so he's in front then the slow ones do the work and push them in
By
RichardPencil
| 29
Is your dad Michael Phelps?
Otherwise, whose sperm did Dad's spooge have to compete with? Mom, any comment?
Otherwise, whose sperm did Dad's spooge have to compete with? Mom, any comment?
Reply
I'm the Father. ?
By
GIJoefan
| 6
Out of the mouths of babes.
By
Emmereen
| 29
Thanks for the laugh, OP. How'd the conversation go with the teacher?
Reply
She says that she felt flustered. ??♂️