By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00
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Your kid just won the internet!
And your son's teacher was calling to offer him a scholarship? Hope so.
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He really isn't wrong, and that answer is brilliant!
Actually you should correct this immediately. It's not the fastest sperm, it's the slowest one that waits for the others to do the hard work.
Is your dad Michael Phelps? Otherwise, whose sperm did Dad's spooge have to compete with? Mom, any comment?
Thanks for the laugh, OP. How'd the conversation go with the teacher?
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Your kid just won the internet!
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!