Today, I learned why you should never to use Sean Connery's voice when asking your girlfriend to sit on your face. FML
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By
008GGG
| 14
*She shit on his face...
By
lyttle1568
| 8
Excuse me what the fuck
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By
lyttle1568
| 8
Excuse me what the fuck
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That’s exactly what I was thinking 🤔
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acmariner99
| 24
For those of us pleading ignorance, could you please explain what happened?
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darkmind1
| 12
Try hearing what OP said in Sean Connery's voice.
S turns into sh when he says it :o
S turns into sh when he says it :o
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RichardPencil
| 30
Why? Is it because she thinks Roger Moore is the "real" James Bond?
Or maybe you should be doing Crocodile Dundee when you're going Down Under?
Would a better choice be Jack Nicholson? "The tongue? You can't handle the tongue!"
Or maybe you should be doing Crocodile Dundee when you're going Down Under?
Would a better choice be Jack Nicholson? "The tongue? You can't handle the tongue!"
By
008GGG
| 14
*She shit on his face...
By
stickyface
| 8
Have a sheet, Mish Moneypenny...
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RichardPencil
| 30
I'd think that is the perfect context to request that it be "shaken, not stirred?"
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ihatecondoms
| 12
bro u are everywhere and annoying asf stop commenting everywhere
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Mark W. Noonan_969479943
| 4
I Don’t even wanna know. 🤪🤪😂😂😂😂
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Razell
| 13
Step one: Make sure she knows you're doing a Sean Connery impression...
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WeirdUS
| 29
You forgot step 1 generally impressions, comedy , puppets and magic acts are not normally apprecitated during sex. If you want to work in entertainment rule one is knowing your audience, rule 2 is also knowing the time and place. Rule 3 is if you need 1&2 explained YDI.
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ZealousR47
| 4
was she shaken but not shtirred?