Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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hellokat1
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Fire crotch!
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Danniiboii22
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nice way to "spice" up the sex lol :D
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hellokat1
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Fire crotch!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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My daddy warned me against this... But I ain't getting no pussy anyway :(
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HeyBabez
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That is tottaly disrectful. LEarn some mannrs young man, that was totally out of line
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Twigggy
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He won't learn any manners* until you learn how to spell.
Not to totally* be disrespectful* or anything.
Not to totally* be disrespectful* or anything.
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ohthebloodygore
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9, I'm with 17; LEarn to spell.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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OPs boyfriend must of been
* puts on glasses*
trying to spice things up
YEEAAAHHHH!!!!
* puts on glasses*
trying to spice things up
YEEAAAHHHH!!!!
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falluke17
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speling is fore loozerz
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HeyBabez
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*wont
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Action_Bastard
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Hey I thought jalapenos were good for eating tacos.
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roeallen
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31 - OMFG! I almost died. thank you for making my life.
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OrginalOwen
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That sounds like a sticky situation!! Haha!!
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austin1414
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17, ur a grammar Nazi. 9, ur a grammar Jew.
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GrooveSponge
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Burn, baby, burn, pussy inferno!
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WarriorOmen
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Fuckin literally though!
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omgshaylaaa
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hahaa. you have a fire crotch.
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tboydlong7
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haha well at least he went down on you!!!
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Danniiboii22
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win lol :)
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Danniiboii22
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I would go down on u :)
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crabgass
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wow ur hitting on chicks all over the place you must get sooo much ass
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Danniiboii22
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indeed lmao give me ur email in my messages I'll send u pic of them lmao
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Danniiboii22
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nice way to "spice" up the sex lol :D
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fisheatsbear
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I find you creepy/pervert. weird, huh?
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Danniiboii22
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haha I ain't u bitch u got aids on ur lips
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ohthebloodygore
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23, what the fuck did you just say?
My apologies for cursing.
My apologies for cursing.
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Euphemism
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19, 15.
Wait, wait he's right he doesn't have a aid. But he does has an cyber pornography obsession, by the tell of how he took his pic.
Wait, wait he's right he doesn't have a aid. But he does has an cyber pornography obsession, by the tell of how he took his pic.
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Euphemism
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Five, you're right you don't have aid.
But, but you are in need of aid to stop your obsession of cyber-porngraphy.
By the looks of how you took your picture.
And do me a favor, don't reply unless you're going to say it right, yes in a proper English.
But, but you are in need of aid to stop your obsession of cyber-porngraphy.
By the looks of how you took your picture.
And do me a favor, don't reply unless you're going to say it right, yes in a proper English.
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fisheatsbear
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you can tell he's addicted to pron by how he took his picture? (´・_・`)
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Euphemism
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33- Yes, it is frequently ideal to tell if they're an obsession or not. Because oftenly people would take the pic by theirselves, and give a gay looking of their facial expression.
If not obsession, it would be more of joy, etc facial expression and not taken by theirselves.
But other than that, it's just a theory. But a reasonable one to my own opinions.
If not obsession, it would be more of joy, etc facial expression and not taken by theirselves.
But other than that, it's just a theory. But a reasonable one to my own opinions.
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ImAnInsomniac
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he's 17 and his picture is the kind a 14 year old girl takes of herself... just saying.
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irockfendergirl
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19- Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today?
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WHAT_THA_PHUCK
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LMFAO! Who taught you proper English? Your English is far from proper :)
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mshooter
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It would be extremely unwise to anger ignorance. I have no balls anymore because of it.
It would be extremely unwise to anger ignorance. I have no balls anymore because of it.
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Draminicaus
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44, don't antagonize him. Trying to reason with him is like trying to talk politics with a Russian using Japanese kanji.
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Euphemism
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58. Get over it already. No need to be moron enough to bring one post/reply into many or all of the posts/ reply that I put up.
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Draminicaus
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I wasn't bringing anything anywhere. I was commenting on how much of a ding-a-ling you are. Ding-a-ling is a euphemism, by the way.
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Danniiboii22
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maybe because your a dumb ass. that's sucks alot of dick on your spare time.
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Spenerish
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Hitting on people with smiley faces isn't very attractive.
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kemando
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"that's sucks"? can't use words in proper context either?
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firecapez
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*idiocracy
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EvilCupcake8361
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82: it's you're and alot isn't a word you douche dick biscuit
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smileq6
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lol I like the pun : p
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DeaDGoD14
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Man you folk are cruel... I don't see the need to become Surly McDouchebag over a bad pun...
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D_JamesG
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And what's so bad about sucking dick anyway? Someone has to do it or else no one gets a blowjob
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ashleyylove3
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Wow 82, that sounded like a very clever and thought out response! I applaud you for your seemingly vigorous efforts.
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thecrazyasian
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yum spicy pussy
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ginga_ninja_9001
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YES! ahaa
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brootalxkeni
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ahhhh! that happened to me once but with wing stop atomic wings lol
it BURNS!
it BURNS!
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Euphemism
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In case that creep comes, Jose.... don't even start it, or even think about saying it. You're creep enough for someone to kill you...
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daznad
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I feel so bad for you 8. let me make it up to you by going down on you with ice in my mouth. might soothe?
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bunnixbrutality
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or you could just get some iceyhot and it can equal out bahaha
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ginga_ninja_9001
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thats hot;D
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Pocahontas22_fml
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ouch...
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Fmyspam
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That's hot.
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Mirorbo
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Oh goodness... I can only imagine how much that would hurt! Worse than lemon on a papercut by ten most likely.
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josebeto1
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Ouch.