Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a long blowjob and had to pause for a minute because my mouth became exceedingly dry. His solution? Spit directly in my mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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hellokat1 0
Fire crotch!
Danniiboii22 0
nice way to "spice" up the sex lol :D
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Comments (84)
gusgus36 5
think of it as jalapeño-flavored lube. haha.
mrahhhhh 21
Mmm, now that's a spicy meatball! Pseudo non-sequitors FTW.
sourgirl101 29
If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten then why does it look like a taco?(:
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Ouch…
CallMeHush 1
I bet it got you all hot and bothered.
GetBrain123 0
holy crap Pocahontas is sexxxy
Pocahontas22_fml 0
lol thanks (:
truthunfolded 0
second that!
tonezz 0
y did it burn exactly. I think u might have a STD or an open wound other then that you should have not felt a burning sensation.
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
IDIOT
MrsLender_fml 3
LMAO
rattusrattus 19
Dude. If hallucinogenic drugs can be absorbed up there, trust me, spicy fluid can too. Not that I know about that from personal experience. It's something witches used to do to make them 'fly'.
Geebles 0
tonezz, imagine getting jalapeño juice on your bell end, IT WOULD BURN. Girls bits are as sensitive, if not more so! If you ever lose your virginity you will discover this..
gDwane 0
^win
carlokes 0
Yummmm
sswissam 6
LOL. I think you just gave me an idea for next time with my girlfriend
Georgie_chick 0
Lmao, I'm sorry but that just makes my day!!