Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a long blowjob and had to pause for a minute because my mouth became exceedingly dry. His solution? Spit directly in my mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
hellokat1 0
Fire crotch!
Danniiboii22 0
nice way to "spice" up the sex lol :D
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Comments (84)
mrswhise 0
owowowowowowowowowoww that had to suck!
HomeAl0ne 20
Return the favour while humming "Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!"
maddie1317 0
that shit'll burn!
Welshblood123 0
Well one way you could of got him back was: ******* lol - it would of got onto your mouth and then since his **** and bingo bango that's gotta hurt.
purplemnm 9
her mouth is no where near her ******.
stephyyy12 0
lmao
MTZ8590 4
ROFLMFAO xD NICE! YOU'RE PRIVATES WILL BURN, AND ITCH FOR A LONG TIME! xP
TCU_FANATIC_1 0
hmm and tell us how that felt lol!
ajlatrace 2
OUCH! XD
Hyalma 2
hmmmm..... tempted to try this..... :P
TheGuyInsideU 0
was that supposed to give me a boner