By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20 10 1 71 14 Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 69 814 You deserved it 5 529 Tweet Share
Happy… By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States 6 2 22 26 Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 358 You deserved it 3 544 Tweet Share
By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22 14 1 8 27 Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 998 You deserved it 3 238 Tweet Share