By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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Danniiboii22 0

nice way to "spice" up the sex lol :D

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im_wilder 0

everyone and there annoying PUNS! stop with it >.<

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im_wilder 0

kinda. The annoying orange burns me which coincidently uses puns, that's why the puns burn me.

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alexFYL 11

Hah! That's hilarious... and terrible. Spicy foods can be an aphrodisiac. My boyfriend actually kindly refuses to sexytiemz me after we eat hot wings etc, which makes me sad and whiny but he doesn't want to burn my ******. I mean, god, that shit hurts getting in your cuticles and under your fingernails, imagine how it is in your cooch... *shudder*

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triggerit 5

perhaps it helps him to "attack" you...feed him with it three times a day..

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pandabarrel 0

Sounds like it was....... Hot. *sunglasses* YEEEAAAAHHHHH

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styphon 5

so many lame puns here

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ShadyFTW1 0

Got wouldn't have made woman smell like fish, if he hadn't made c*m look like tarter sauce.

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