No, he's on fire

I hope your grandma doesn't listen to Alicia Keys...

Of course he's fine, I think it's wonderful that they still have the fire of passion after all these years

Or perhaps grandpa is a Doors fan and was singing "Come on baby light my fire."

Actually, if OP's grandfather is still alive, that means the spark WASN'T there :p

#37, Why do you say the spark WASN'T there? Are you implying that he is way to old to get it up? First that isn't the only thing that a marriage revolves around and second my Dad was a grandfather at 60yrs of age. I don't know about you but 60 is far from old.

@43: That's not what they were trying to imply.

@43 Calm down. The spark wasn't there means that he wasn't set on fire. It was a joke.

Uh, I'm pretty sure 43 was joking.

He had to have done something horrific to deserve to be burned alive

No one deserves to be burned alive. It's an inhumane thing to do

There is absolutely no reason in the entire world, that would justify setting another person on fire.

all you people... What about Hitler?

Not even him. Once you start making exceptions for really horrible people you make it easier to justify for not very horrible people.

Could have been practicing witchcraft.

I was being sarcastic but i guess it wasn't obvious. I voted FYL

@31 I disagree. I think I could very easily say that Hitler deserved to be set on fire without saying that less horrible people also deserve it.

What is an actual fuck? Is it different from a real fuck?

What the hypothetical fuck?