Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!
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Cads1
| 24
Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.
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Steffi3
| 40
That's awfull! I hope your grandpa is fine..
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thefmlman2011
| 35
No, he's on fire
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
I hope your grandma doesn't listen to Alicia Keys...
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
Of course he's fine, I think it's wonderful that they still have the fire of passion after all these years
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!
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trulypar
| 34
Or perhaps grandpa is a Doors fan and was singing "Come on baby light my fire."
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tepovre
| 18
Actually, if OP's grandfather is still alive, that means the spark WASN'T there :p
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MRSwick2525
| 23
#37, Why do you say the spark WASN'T there? Are you implying that he is way to old to get it up? First that isn't the only thing that a marriage revolves around and second my Dad was a grandfather at 60yrs of age. I don't know about you but 60 is far from old.
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soullyfe
| 33
@43: That's not what they were trying to imply.
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leogachi
| 15
@43 Calm down. The spark wasn't there means that he wasn't set on fire. It was a joke.
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skymachine
| 23
Uh, I'm pretty sure 43 was joking.
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mynameischarles
| 13
The real question is whether or not your grandpa deserved it...
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meunluckycharms
| 16
He had to have done something horrific to deserve to be burned alive
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clairesucks
| 37
No one deserves to be burned alive. It's an inhumane thing to do
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chocolatelover96
| 14
There is absolutely no reason in the entire world, that would justify setting another person on fire.
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enginsteve
| 17
all you people... What about Hitler?
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Earl_KarmasBitch
| 28
Not even him. Once you start making exceptions for really horrible people you make it easier to justify for not very horrible people.
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That_Ginger
| 18
Could have been practicing witchcraft.
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mynameischarles
| 13
I was being sarcastic but i guess it wasn't obvious. I voted FYL
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leogachi
| 15
@31 I disagree. I think I could very easily say that Hitler deserved to be set on fire without saying that less horrible people also deserve it.
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Cads1
| 24
Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.
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mygirlgone
| 6
shots fired
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Kurby14
| 21
uhh.. wow. Never heard this one before. hope your grandpa is ok OP! hope it works out for you!
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echarlotte
| 19
What the actual fuck
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Cads1
| 24
What is an actual fuck? Is it different from a real fuck?
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jerryj
| 27
What the hypothetical fuck?
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bwinski
| 19
You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family. Sorry OP. I hope everything works out well enough.
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Matheo_fml
| 21
What a story to tell your grandkids...
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frostedfoster
| 15
Perhaps she was just trying to rekindle the flame between them? Hope he's okay OP