Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
fiblydinkerton 0
Ur fault
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
irony...
simonepedretti 7
Ouuuchhh ):
wpolo02 7
So it's your boyfriends fault that your weeble wobble ass grabbed a hot pan while he was trying to do something nice for you? YDI.
nikazone 0
You failed to mention that your a retard for not checking if the pan was hot... Why should he have to mention it just dont touch it.
goodwithoutgods 20
YDI, you don't "saute flip" an oven pan.
PocketDial 13
How is it his fault?
summer4me 25
If he was the one cooking dinner, I'm confused as to why you messed with anything since it was supposed to be for you..