Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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Top comments
yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
glitterpink 0
what a real dumbass. coming out of a 500 degrees oven i'm pretty you would've felt the heat even when you are about to TOUCH it. and blaming him? nice. how about "forgetting to mention" to him that you wanna be nosey and help out? Why do you hafta be such a control freak and be a part of everything? You give us ladies a baddd name. YDI and epic FAIL
Lexia_fml 0
And you didn't notice the heat right before you touched it? Or the color of the vegetables? Or that SOMETHING had been cooking? Complete fail.
bigraws23 0
I'm sorry, but totally your fault
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
No, you just failed PERIOD.
Matty_No9 0
who the hell cooks vegies in the oven on 500 degrees?...damn either way YDI
VraelVhalen 0
******* retard if your boyfriend is COOKING YOUR DINNER WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP? Next time sit back and relax. Jeez.
terror_twins 0
You don't mess with someones food while they're cooking. You totally deserve it.
caroline954 0
how can u still type with the burns? i mean doesn't it hurt?
califormula 0
why would he mention it???? ydi.
Rwcrazy 0
Usually id say ghats where you belong, but if balless, is willing to cook you dinner, leave stuff alone