Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
junkboy 4
dump him...
beedlebum 0
Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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Comments (198)
robc32ca 4
should read "my now ex-boyfriend". dump his lazy a$$
cheeksMcgeeks 3
Congrats on your new baby boy.
YoungMoney1492 0
ur cute :)))
cheeksMcgeeks 3
urrr creepy :))))
YoungMoney1492 0
just a compliment. a simple thanks woulda been fine
DudeImBetter 0
82 I just wanna tie you up put you in my trunk, drive up to the mountains, take you out to dinner then rent a private hotel room with just you and me. Then I'll drive you back home and untie you. I'd appreciate a simple thanks for this complement.
DudeImBetter 0
compliment*
YoungMoney1492 0
wow kid can u be more of a fag. you look like a douche in ur pic with that constipated face u got goin on there. get some pussie fag
ImBeingLiedTo 0
he is not asking to make a sandwhich so greatful
bigbadtim 7
Congratulations, you used almost every piss poor pun possible. I am a wee bit impressed.
YoungMoney1492 0
when ur done u should make him a sandwich. not a fml
BigEV 0
Nice, an adult that lacks pottytraining.
softballchic16 0
your bf is a lazy ass.. dump him !
evilcartman 0
ahh you'll make a great house wife, chop chop!!
HesJustTheBest 0
Well at least he didn't piss on your rug, or else a lot of shit would have gone down. Who ever can get my reference wins 3 internets.
douchbarg 0
NICE