Love: Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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sparkledoge 29

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Saturday 6 August 2016 9:14

That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.

coolmike699 26

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Saturday 6 August 2016 9:08

Is your boyfriend 5?

haveyou000 22

Sunday 26 June 2016 21:24

it's not milk, but I wouldn't blame you if you cried.

coolmike699 26

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Saturday 6 August 2016 9:08

Is your boyfriend 5?

PePziNL 20

Sunday 7 August 2016 4:25

I certainly hope not.

ABlindMan 17

Sunday 7 August 2016 23:46

Hey, at least OP knows he'll never be boring. It's a shame that you think everyone has to be serious nonstop. There's always room to joke around in a relationship, as long as it's not a constant thing. If OP's boyfriend is never serious, that's an issue, but screwing around shows that if they're still together as an older couple, he'll still be able to goof around and bring a smile to OP.

sgdigaetano 3

Sunday 14 August 2016 2:49

#2. Certainly sounds like a 5 year old to me also.

cootiequeen4444 11

Saturday 6 August 2016 9:12

hand your bf the mop. it's his mess. he can clean it up... also... this kinda hints that he has likely peed on the floor at least once before. how else would he know how far he can stand back and still aim into the toilet. your bf needs a hobby, man...