By Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
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  ABlindMan  |  17

Hey, at least OP knows he'll never be boring. It's a shame that you think everyone has to be serious nonstop. There's always room to joke around in a relationship, as long as it's not a constant thing. If OP's boyfriend is never serious, that's an issue, but screwing around shows that if they're still together as an older couple, he'll still be able to goof around and bring a smile to OP.

By  cootiequeen4444  |  11

hand your bf the mop. it's his mess. he can clean it up... also... this kinda hints that he has likely peed on the floor at least once before. how else would he know how far he can stand back and still aim into the toilet. your bf needs a hobby, man...