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Is your boyfriend 5?
Hey, at least OP knows he'll never be boring. It's a shame that you think everyone has to be serious nonstop. There's always room to joke around in a relationship, as long as it's not a constant thing. If OP's boyfriend is never serious, that's an issue, but screwing around shows that if they're still together as an older couple, he'll still be able to goof around and bring a smile to OP.
That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.
He is marking his territory! You will now have to pee in other rooms of the house, or it will be his from now on
(Cleveland's voice) That's nasty
So how far was it?!
It's sterile... Right?
No
It is NOT sterile. As it leaves your body, it has no bacteria in it that isn't already in your body, but it is FAR from sterile.
I blame House for this perpetuated misinformation.
If I were you, he would be sleeping in the bathroom
You should do the same to him!
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That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.
Is your boyfriend 5?