Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
junkboy 4
dump him...
beedlebum 0
Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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Comments (198)
sameaho 0
so did you clean it up?
GailLeeRussell 2
What kind of looser of a boyfriend have you got ?
lindsey37 0
Really? A DS?!? Is he four?
lalalovebiancaa 0
AAANDD that's around the time he recieves a donkey punch from you [:
Cubby97 4
ydi
mr_erotic32 0
Leave it for the wench
J_Rari 6
It goes to show that the majority of guys are dogs...
nocanhaz 4
not all of us are bad it's just guys like op's boyfriend that give us a bad reputation even thought half the FMLs on this site deal with the op having a jerk as a boyfriend or just a hopeless mess but not all guys are like that wow another mini FML rant that's two in one night I'm on a role again it's the simple things :D
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
your logic is flawed. I didn't c many guys agree that she should clean it up. most guys thought that it was a bad move and that she should leave him. op's fml proves nothing about "most men" I do, however, agree with you. Most men are dogs. lol
KasCiaYr 0
test
KasCiaYr 0
How exactly does it show anything about majority? It does show however about you being a man hateing bitch. p.s. sorry for the test.
GeoX14 7
I dont see the fml in this. he didn't mean to. ydi
TenderizeMe 0
I enjoy licking piss off a cold bathroom floor. Lucky op, don't complain.
candacemae88 0
Clean it up with his pillow case :-)