Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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junkboy 4
dump him...
beedlebum 0
Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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Comments (198)
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
Is your boyfriend the dog by anychance?
KVloveBC 0
I think it's ok for him to have one. my dad have a dsi..haha..
dt520 4
piss on him in his sleep and leave a break up note attached to the wall with poo. tell him he can clean that.
aquagurl99 0
gross! you should dump hima
chocolatechocha 8
I wouldve been moar inclined to mark fml if the story started with " my NOW ex boyfriend" or ended with "the doctors were unable to remove the $&$$& from his /$$&!$"
RebeccaP2010 0
Oh heeell to the no. I would say, "Excuse me? But I'm pretty sure I heard you say YOU missed. How about YOU clean up your own piss." I don't ever have to worry about my boyfriend "missing" because he pees while sitting down. That's just how he learned when he was potty trained.
chronicwanker 4
OK, what you gotta do right, is wait till he is sleeping. Then piss right on his face and tell him he needs to change the bed sheets when he gets a chance
Ali_Br_fml 33
post = after like post partum depression... (depression after something (the baby) departs from somewhere (the womb) scriptum (I think it is scriptum, as in the Latin word for writing), but some people just say post script... Either way, it is just like saying, "oh, by the way." That's my translation, but feel free to use google. "ps means" or "define ps" or p.s. & op can tell her boyfriend to lick it up before leaving for good.
berg54 0
With 12, he's a slob send him to like obedience class for dogs.
HollywoodKaos 0
make him clean it he should know how to aim better lazy!!