Love: Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd...

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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junkboy 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:22

dump him...

beedlebum 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:23

Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...

Comments

auctiongirl 10

Thursday 13 September 2012 22:38

Second thought! When u do clean it up,use his tooth brush or clothing.

foxtrousers 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 3:52

Yeah, I'm gonna go with dump his clothes in it and tell him you cleaned it up

ViviMage 38

Sunday 4 November 2012 22:21

Dump him before you end up spending your life cleaning his messes!

red61977 9

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:24

You did rub his nose in it right?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 17:38

rub his face in it, tell him he is a bad boy then dump his lazy ass.

ForeverJasmine 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:38

He must be a 2 year old. Dump him seriously it's not going to stop there. Next he's going to ask you to feed him.

VGQ 18

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:07

you mean ex-boyfriend

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 25 January 2016 2:17

I hope you used his favorite ___ to soak it up and then left it for him to find on his ___!!! I'd say he was acting like a toddler except even toddlers know the rule: You make the mess, you clean it up.