By Anonymous - Canada - Neustadt
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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  ise3  |  10

That might just be an allergic reaction. I don't recall having the same experience. Possibly a different brand of glowstick. But what do I know?

By  Wizardo  |  33

Yeah this is why you do it the mainstream way and just ask the guy for his number or name and talk, forget the underground movement with glow sticks...

  OneGirlTwoCups  |  13

I saw a skit from 1000 ways to die where a guy injected glow stick stuff into his veins, and he died, people were also soaked and glowing from the stuff. They said it's literally not good for you. But whatever it's a T.V. show, not many things on it are true

  speckledots  |  29

I was thinking more along the lines of her having blood all over her chest. It being transferred there unknowingly while rubbing on the poison. Now that's really not cute.

  SuperGrover10  |  20

Plus there are little shards in the liquid. My friends and I did a dance at a competition where we had them turn the lights off. We had sprayed glow sticks over each other beforehand for them to see us. We won! It looked awesome.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Sadly, no.

She could have put it on her lips to make her lips glow in the dark.
She could have put it in her eye....

There are soooo many stupid stuff people can and will do.

By  Daiyuki  |  5

Just try not to cut yourself next time and I'm sure it'll work out, that's legitimately more interesting than just saying hi. Kind of hard to do that in a loud club anyway.

  nurchok  |  15

And the fact that most people have no idea what the glowing liquid is made of? How about it may be toxic, how about it may have long term effects like give one cancer in a few years? Just stick to saying hi...

By  DocBastard  |  38

I read "trying to be cute..." and couldn't hit the "YDI" button fast enough.

The stuff glows in the dark and is encased in a protective shell for a reason, fool.

  meetmadie  |  11

I got some of that stuff in my eyes before at a rave type thing, it burned for a few minutes but it got better pretty soon. So I'm sure pouring it on your chest isn't going to kill you.