FML : Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both myspace and facebook before saying to me that he was "Too busy to have sex."...

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Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both myspace and facebook before saying to me that he was "Too busy to have sex." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 May 2010 07:08 / United States

Intimacy

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By girlpenguin | 0

#987801 - Monday 3 May 2010 4:45

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

By happycupcake | 0

#987622 - Sunday 2 May 2010 20:39

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run.

in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

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By bARbi3_d0Ll | 0

#987321 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:08

maybe he duznt like da sex wit u

marinus_fml | 19

#987330 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:10

I think #1 is correct.

op, you must suck in the bedroom.

pinkorchid88 | 0

#987337 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:13

either he's gay or you just suck in bed

vakandi27 | 0

#987340 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:14

it's probably because he's screwing a new "pussy".

BizzaroG | 0

#987351 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:18

so many ungrateful boyfriends...

imbatman_fml | 0

#987358 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:22

are we really going to allow these types of fmls? then open the floodgates to the millions of boyfriends and husbands who don't get enough sex too.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#987372 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:27

All of those things take much less time than having sex. Good sex, anyway. Cut him some slack and plan something special to reward and relax him when he isn't so busy.

letmeinplease | 0

#987411 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:55

^^ This. Also he did need to feed his cat if it was hungry. YDI for not making it appealing enough, guys like it when girls takethe initiative sometimes.

bARbi3_d0Ll | 0

#987415 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:58

#20 is rite u cant force him to want to have sex wit u, jus cuz he's a man duznt mean he's always gonna b in da mood 4 it

kidsanchez1 | 4

#987442 - Sunday 2 May 2010 17:18

reasons
1.is he gay
2.you suck at sex
3.he wants something new

widder | 0

#987477 - Sunday 2 May 2010 18:01

if you look closely, you can see that #1 has a penis!!!! holy SHIT!!!!! 8====D !!!!!!

bARbi3_d0Ll | 0

#987480 - Sunday 2 May 2010 18:03

lol wtf 39 no i dont

massagenist | 0

#987557 - Sunday 2 May 2010 19:12

either you smell somewhere or he mght be gay. alot of gays own cats.

Notjustanother1 | 0

#987560 - Sunday 2 May 2010 19:17

if your local to SoCal hit me up I'm not too busy

DncrHap | 9

#987653 - Sunday 2 May 2010 21:26

10, grossss! kitty bestialityyyy. ick.

it always sucks when the boy isn't in the mood. sorry, OP.

AnAngryGorrilla | 0

#987663 - Sunday 2 May 2010 21:39

well he has to feed his other pussy!!!

Vanessaxx | 0

#987666 - Sunday 2 May 2010 21:45

omg your muscles are hugeee! :D

izzy0122 | 0

#987700 - Monday 3 May 2010 0:04

He changed his status to not in a relationship!? or what? and u were at his house watching him do these things or are you just a stalker? whatever.:

ptellini | 7

#987750 - Monday 3 May 2010 2:42

I know #1 and she definitely does not have a penis.

AdidasoverNike | 0

#987752 - Monday 3 May 2010 2:45

#1=snookie

SeeSeaRider | 0

#987777 - Monday 3 May 2010 4:15

i think its funny that #1 is tryna stick her butt out as if she actually has one lol

xHockeyStarx | 0

#987833 - Monday 3 May 2010 5:35

Thats bich manl

xHockeyStarx | 0

#987835 - Monday 3 May 2010 5:37

#2 i'd so f*** you. :D. that's not weird right?

iluvcucumbers | 0

#987849 - Monday 3 May 2010 5:51

#1 HAS A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monicalynn | 0

#987882 - Monday 3 May 2010 7:08

agreed, #14

IchbinSyn | 0

#987910 - Monday 3 May 2010 8:26

Put some effort into it sexy clothes erotic games even put in a porn!!

kama1io | 0

#987950 - Monday 3 May 2010 12:20

she sucks in bed

kama1io | 0

#987951 - Monday 3 May 2010 12:24

i like an exprinced lady ;)

ARScratch | 0

#1034841 - Friday 18 June 2010 11:11

i like #1

By julezbby | 0

#987323 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:09

assfghjkl

wooo:D

vvbrittxv | 0

#987359 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:22

dude.. cover those tits of urs up.. they dont look to great no offense...

arixbaby | 0

#987374 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:29

lmaooo!!!!

ANGiEk09 | 0

#987376 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:30

lol she's basically subjecting us to child porn cause only a desperate little girl would flaunt her tits on the internet like that. Skkkeeeezzeerr!!!!!!

brianna12 | 0

#987381 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:33

22-win

arixbaby | 0

#987406 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:50

oh and a middle finger...how classy...

Bewitched_fml | 0

#987441 - Sunday 2 May 2010 17:18

I know seriously, cover 'em up and at least add an index finger up along with your middle one -.-

^ your pic looks so cool :D

arixbaby | 0

#987604 - Sunday 2 May 2010 20:15

why thank you :)

julezbby | 0

#987696 - Sunday 2 May 2010 23:33

lmao child porn.?(:
I like your use of words my friend
uhh yeah & I'm not even a child :p

uhh boobs away now.
hahaha cheese & rice people.
kma<3

bwahahahaha anyone else joint the "I hate julez" club.? going once going twice.?

names091890 | 0

#987741 - Monday 3 May 2010 2:10

we all hate them, just accept it or get off fml

jenknee1989 | 0

#987770 - Monday 3 May 2010 3:50

82 -I love ur pic it's so cute :D I lovethat equation ^_^

monicalynn | 0

#987883 - Monday 3 May 2010 7:11

aahahahah #22 weeeeaaaakkkk

ARScratch | 0

#1034844 - Friday 18 June 2010 11:15

it's been printed on a red shirt in a much nicer font for this past valentines day.

By fat_bastard_607 | 0

#987327 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:09

fyl for having a boyfriend with a cat.

ANGiEk09 | 0

#987390 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:36

for real!! cats are lame... a real man would have a dog

KevinDidYourMom | 0

#987413 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:56

Ftw!

Invierno | 10

#987806 - Monday 3 May 2010 4:52

Agreed.

By pertained | 12

#987328 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:09

I don't get it...poorly written

By pertained | 12

#987333 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:11

well, I get it but FMLs are getting suckish nowadays..

By Spooj | 3

#987335 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:12

you could be horribly boring in bed. find and sleep with at least 5 other guys and give them all a survey afterward rating your performance.

finndizzle | 0

#987403 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:44

genius

Bewitched_fml | 0

#987747 - Monday 3 May 2010 2:25

XD that's not a bad idea

By mariahrawks | 0

#987338 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:14

i moderated alll four new fmls :).
& I'm suprised he didn't throw up.
I would've; I hate other peoples fingernails.

iamelrebel | 0

#987343 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:15

wrong one

htownlove | 0

#987347 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:17

#9 I think you commented on the wrong FML. This isn't the one about fingernails...that's the other one...

julezbby | 0

#987356 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:22

lmao yup.

mariahrawks | 0

#987439 - Sunday 2 May 2010 17:16

eeeh, sorry.
my itouch went bezerk on me.
;/

By ImSoBaKed | 0

#987341 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:14

Force-feed the cat a marshmellow or chocolate. When it dies or chokes to death you can have sex, there will be no cat in the way.

locomotion | 0

#987482 - Sunday 2 May 2010 18:03

And what about the Facebook and Myspace?

jamesSIII | 0

#987725 - Monday 3 May 2010 1:35

Force feed the cat the comp. mouse. Problem solved!

By bordercolliemom | 0

#987353 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:21

do u think it's time 4 a new man?

By Roseballs | 2

#987365 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:25

there are other fish in the sea

ImSoBaKed | 0

#987393 - Sunday 2 May 2010 16:37

19, Im sure this FML had nothing to do with fish. Unless you are relating you're comment to the food that the Bf was feeding his cat.

*Shame to anyone who doesn't get my sarcasm.*