Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both myspace and facebook before saying to me that he was "Too busy to have sex." FML
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bARbi3_d0Ll
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maybe he duznt like da sex wit u
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marinus_fml
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I think #1 is correct.
op, you must suck in the bedroom.
op, you must suck in the bedroom.
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pinkorchid88
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either he's gay or you just suck in bed
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vakandi27
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it's probably because he's screwing a new "pussy".
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BizzaroG
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so many ungrateful boyfriends...
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imbatman_fml
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are we really going to allow these types of fmls? then open the floodgates to the millions of boyfriends and husbands who don't get enough sex too.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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All of those things take much less time than having sex. Good sex, anyway. Cut him some slack and plan something special to reward and relax him when he isn't so busy.
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letmeinplease
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^^ This. Also he did need to feed his cat if it was hungry. YDI for not making it appealing enough, guys like it when girls takethe initiative sometimes.
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bARbi3_d0Ll
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#20 is rite u cant force him to want to have sex wit u, jus cuz he's a man duznt mean he's always gonna b in da mood 4 it
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kidsanchez1
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reasons
1.is he gay
2.you suck at sex
3.he wants something new
1.is he gay
2.you suck at sex
3.he wants something new
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widder
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if you look closely, you can see that #1 has a penis!!!! holy SHIT!!!!! 8====D !!!!!!
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bARbi3_d0Ll
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lol wtf 39 no i dont
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massagenist
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either you smell somewhere or he mght be gay. alot of gays own cats.
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Notjustanother1
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if your local to SoCal hit me up I'm not too busy
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DncrHap
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10, grossss! kitty bestialityyyy. ick.
it always sucks when the boy isn't in the mood. sorry, OP.
it always sucks when the boy isn't in the mood. sorry, OP.
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AnAngryGorrilla
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well he has to feed his other pussy!!!
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Vanessaxx
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omg your muscles are hugeee! :D
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izzy0122
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He changed his status to not in a relationship!? or what? and u were at his house watching him do these things or are you just a stalker? whatever.:
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ptellini
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I know #1 and she definitely does not have a penis.
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AdidasoverNike
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#1=snookie
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SeeSeaRider
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i think its funny that #1 is tryna stick her butt out as if she actually has one lol
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xHockeyStarx
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Thats bich manl
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xHockeyStarx
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#2 i'd so f*** you. :D. that's not weird right?
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iluvcucumbers
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#1 HAS A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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monicalynn
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agreed, #14
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IchbinSyn
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Put some effort into it sexy clothes erotic games even put in a porn!!
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kama1io
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she sucks in bed
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kama1io
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i like an exprinced lady ;)
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ARScratch
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i like #1
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julezbby
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assfghjkl
wooo:D
wooo:D
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vvbrittxv
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dude.. cover those tits of urs up.. they dont look to great no offense...
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arixbaby
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lmaooo!!!!
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ANGiEk09
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lol she's basically subjecting us to child porn cause only a desperate little girl would flaunt her tits on the internet like that. Skkkeeeezzeerr!!!!!!
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brianna12
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22-win
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arixbaby
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oh and a middle finger...how classy...
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Bewitched_fml
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I know seriously, cover 'em up and at least add an index finger up along with your middle one -.-
^ your pic looks so cool :D
^ your pic looks so cool :D
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arixbaby
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why thank you :)
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julezbby
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lmao child porn.?(:
I like your use of words my friend
uhh yeah & I'm not even a child :p
uhh boobs away now.
hahaha cheese & rice people.
kma<3
bwahahahaha anyone else joint the "I hate julez" club.? going once going twice.?
I like your use of words my friend
uhh yeah & I'm not even a child :p
uhh boobs away now.
hahaha cheese & rice people.
kma<3
bwahahahaha anyone else joint the "I hate julez" club.? going once going twice.?
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names091890
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we all hate them, just accept it or get off fml
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jenknee1989
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82 -I love ur pic it's so cute :D I lovethat equation ^_^
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monicalynn
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aahahahah #22 weeeeaaaakkkk
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ARScratch
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it's been printed on a red shirt in a much nicer font for this past valentines day.
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fat_bastard_607
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fyl for having a boyfriend with a cat.
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ANGiEk09
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for real!! cats are lame... a real man would have a dog
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KevinDidYourMom
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Ftw!
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Invierno
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Agreed.
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pertained
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I don't get it...poorly written
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pertained
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well, I get it but FMLs are getting suckish nowadays..
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Spooj
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you could be horribly boring in bed. find and sleep with at least 5 other guys and give them all a survey afterward rating your performance.
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finndizzle
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genius
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Bewitched_fml
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XD that's not a bad idea
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mariahrawks
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i moderated alll four new fmls :).
& I'm suprised he didn't throw up.
I would've; I hate other peoples fingernails.
& I'm suprised he didn't throw up.
I would've; I hate other peoples fingernails.
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iamelrebel
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wrong one
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htownlove
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#9 I think you commented on the wrong FML. This isn't the one about fingernails...that's the other one...
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julezbby
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lmao yup.
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mariahrawks
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eeeh, sorry.
my itouch went bezerk on me.
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my itouch went bezerk on me.
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ImSoBaKed
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Force-feed the cat a marshmellow or chocolate. When it dies or chokes to death you can have sex, there will be no cat in the way.
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locomotion
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And what about the Facebook and Myspace?
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jamesSIII
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Force feed the cat the comp. mouse. Problem solved!
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bordercolliemom
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do u think it's time 4 a new man?
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Roseballs
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there are other fish in the sea
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ImSoBaKed
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19, Im sure this FML had nothing to do with fish. Unless you are relating you're comment to the food that the Bf was feeding his cat.
*Shame to anyone who doesn't get my sarcasm.*
*Shame to anyone who doesn't get my sarcasm.*
in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...