Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait,...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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redcliffe 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 13:02

Your bf is awesome!

RadikulRam 16

Tuesday 14 August 2012 13:03

Tell him "We're out of stock."

Comments

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:32

that could cost you later !

jlperry31 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:00

That's part of ******* a str8 boys... They never grow out of the games either good luck

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:52

That is so legen- wait for it, there is more, dary!! Legendary

gfty 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:12

Sounds like something Billy Mays would have said during sex.

Matthu85 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:46

At least he didn't say bam

savannahrose713 0

Friday 17 August 2012 6:57

That sounds hilarious. That's something my boyfriend would do

maemadness 2

Friday 17 August 2012 23:25

I imagine Billy Mays would have done the same.

nora2011 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 3:58

"you're gonna love my nuts!"

gisselleeee 2

Saturday 18 August 2012 9:14

Fun and entertaining I'll say

Chinman05 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 14:02

Haha there's something wrong with that??

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