By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 361
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That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.

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I would throw it on your brother!

You should believe your brother a little more. He's not going to be joking as much as he grows up.

Hatres gonna hate

Spiders need lovin' too. Otherwise they might get sad and commit spidercide. Poor spiders :(

Why would you do that? He was telling the truth.

28- because it's funny..(:

Spiders are horrible little demons.

Everytime you see a spider and let it live, it goes and tells its friends how nice you are and how easy it will be crawl in your mouth while you sleep

hilarious!

Uhh... is that supposed to be a picture of me? Cause you're really not making me look as smokin' hot as I really am.

#31, nobody gives a sh*t

How insightful!

You almost got first. Sorry.

Arachnophobia is no good joke

well it is..to those who don't have that..

How would you not feel it?

Uhhh 58... I doubt OP had a tarantula on their head.... Even then you'd barely feel it....

That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

The boy who cried spider. Terrifying tale.

The boy who cried BLACK WIDOW spider. That's pretty scary. "Help! I'm paralyzed!"

The boy who cried wolf spider (can't believe no one said it before me). Those things are terrifying - huge AND black/hairy.

Like limbo slice

I hate spiders

I think the scene from "Lord Of The Rings" where Frodo's about to be devoured by a huge spider ruined spiders for me.

Thats when you throw a fake cockroach in the tub while he's taking a bath and have him shit himself.

But its not the little brother's fault, He did not put the spider on the op's head!

Maybe she is suggesting OP do this just to be douche. As a wise man once said, "If you are in a rut, take everyone down with you." -Ghandi Or was that me?

The spider just wanted your curds and whey you were eating.

how did you not feel it?

Could have been a small spider or op has a lot of hair.

Spiders are not always like those in harry potter.

Bloody hell, I always cringed when I see those spiders, and when they started coming out and chasing them I started yelling at the tv, "Run! They're right behind, oh god, and above you, they're everywhere!" I may have overreacted to it just a tiny bit, but I really don't like spiders, and especially the idea that there could be a gigantic one in a cave somewhere like they portray in movies.

64- It's okay, I covered my eyes with my hands and then buried my face into my lap during the spider scenes.. I really don't like the little eight-legged monsters!!!

That is why you never joke around when it comes to spiders.

Thats hard, because they usually lie, but you could not realise if its true from the way he said it ?