By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24
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That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13
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THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.

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MasterE56 4
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I would throw it on your brother!

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So2011 4
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You should believe your brother a little more. He's not going to be joking as much as he grows up.

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MasterE56 4
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Hatres gonna hate

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niznor99 6
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Spiders need lovin' too. Otherwise they might get sad and commit spidercide. Poor spiders :(

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grahambertus 11
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Why would you do that? He was telling the truth.

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penguin_princess 0
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28- because it's funny..(:

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shanemaximo 7
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Spiders are horrible little demons.

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DeboDaGreat 3
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Everytime you see a spider and let it live, it goes and tells its friends how nice you are and how easy it will be crawl in your mouth while you sleep

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nic7973 23
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hilarious!

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DontClickOnMe 28
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Uhh... is that supposed to be a picture of me? Cause you're really not making me look as smokin' hot as I really am.

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npnptracking 7
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#31, nobody gives a sh*t

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grahambertus 11
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How insightful!

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boydeee01 7
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You almost got first. Sorry.

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toenibbler 14
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Arachnophobia is no good joke

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piccalo 4
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well it is..to those who don't have that..

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lebronesque73091 12
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How would you not feel it?

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msmidnight1965 12
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Uhhh 58... I doubt OP had a tarantula on their head.... Even then you'd barely feel it....

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hotPinklipstick 24
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That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

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coletrain11 5
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The boy who cried spider. Terrifying tale.

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Andr913 13
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The boy who cried BLACK WIDOW spider. That's pretty scary. "Help! I'm paralyzed!"

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SaturnV 25
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The boy who cried wolf spider (can't believe no one said it before me). Those things are terrifying - huge AND black/hairy.

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tbone87 1
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Like limbo slice

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snowmount07 6
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I hate spiders

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eminemop 0
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I think the scene from "Lord Of The Rings" where Frodo's about to be devoured by a huge spider ruined spiders for me.

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ErinBeam 1
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Thats when you throw a fake cockroach in the tub while he's taking a bath and have him shit himself.

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Meme1988 18
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But its not the little brother's fault, He did not put the spider on the op's head!

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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Maybe she is suggesting OP do this just to be douche. As a wise man once said, "If you are in a rut, take everyone down with you." -Ghandi Or was that me?

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rubberduckie94 13
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The spider just wanted your curds and whey you were eating.

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melissaxo3 1
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how did you not feel it?

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HannahMarshall 6
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Could have been a small spider or op has a lot of hair.

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piccalo 4
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Spiders are not always like those in harry potter.

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GoW_Chick 14
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Bloody hell, I always cringed when I see those spiders, and when they started coming out and chasing them I started yelling at the tv, "Run! They're right behind, oh god, and above you, they're everywhere!" I may have overreacted to it just a tiny bit, but I really don't like spiders, and especially the idea that there could be a gigantic one in a cave somewhere like they portray in movies.

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sinking_fish 12
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64- It's okay, I covered my eyes with my hands and then buried my face into my lap during the spider scenes.. I really don't like the little eight-legged monsters!!!

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MandyMeow_fml 18
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That is why you never joke around when it comes to spiders.

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Meme1988 18
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Thats hard, because they usually lie, but you could not realise if its true from the way he said it ?

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