Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Top comments
melonrind 8
Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!
Klefhomacked 11
Water waster.
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Comments (215)
dccomics94 12
It's OK to poop lol. Everybody does it and every guy knows that girls poop. There's no need to launch a full-scale covert op to take a crap lol. But seriously, if you launch a covert op, locking the door does make it go better. :D
alexnoyle 12
That sounds like a shitty situation...
LittleRanz 4
Found your bf's post. It's the same thing you said but vice versa.
Simbaby 23
Dang .. That would be extremely awkward .. Sorry about that, but why didn't you lock the door ?
AcidicNerdyChick 6
Thats the genius invention of door locks
Exaspera 55
What a big waste of water.
xylanthrax 18
you're wasting a shit ton of water you dip. besides, everyone knows a human being poops too. don't be such an idiot.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What a waste of water. Everybody takes a dump, it's not like is a condition that only some people do.
GrapeJuice67 17
Why didn't you just turn on the sink instead... And also, is it a full bathroom? If so, don't waste so much goddamn water.
rupertajm90 15
sorry i forgot that girls don't poop YDI