Right Said Fred

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
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Tiffani Carter 6

Well, you told him to sing it, so you pretty much deserve it

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mekiswrite 21

"Put That Thing Back Where it Came From, Or So Help Me" wouldn't be great either.

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RichardPencil 30

Better it be in your head than him singing it. That's not the worst song you can have. "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off To Have Good Time," "The Hamster Dance" and "The Hokey Pokey" would all be much worse!

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mekiswrite 21

"Put That Thing Back Where it Came From, Or So Help Me" wouldn't be great either.

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Tiffani Carter 6

Well, you told him to sing it, so you pretty much deserve it

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Revert Back 6

I'm a model, you know what I mean, I do my little turn on the catwalk, yea on the cat. I could have gone the next ten years and not revisit time. It's contagious.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I can make it better, or worse, depending on your point of view: It's a small world after all... Sing it with me, everyone!

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jbuckets_404 38

Don't worry; the sex won't be that great for that long, so the lyrics of that song won't be foremost in your mind for very long. JS.... [/S]

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