Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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Tiffani Carter 6
Well, you told him to sing it, so you pretty much deserve it
mekiswrite 21
"Put That Thing Back Where it Came From, Or So Help Me" wouldn't be great either.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Better it be in your head than him singing it. That's not the worst song you can have. "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off To Have Good Time," "The Hamster Dance" and "The Hokey Pokey" would all be much worse!
mekiswrite 21
"Put That Thing Back Where it Came From, Or So Help Me" wouldn't be great either.
Tiffani Carter 6
Well, you told him to sing it, so you pretty much deserve it
Revert Back 6
I'm a model, you know what I mean, I do my little turn on the catwalk, yea on the cat. I could have gone the next ten years and not revisit time. It's contagious.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I can make it better, or worse, depending on your point of view: It's a small world after all... Sing it with me, everyone!
jbuckets_404 39
Don't worry; the sex won't be that great for that long, so the lyrics of that song won't be foremost in your mind for very long. JS.... [/S]