Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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That worked out rather well

By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 10:36 - Ukraine - Poltava

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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DJ Perfectionist

By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

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Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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sourgirl101 28

Monday 10 January 2011 0:38

That's like "I hate every bone in your body but mine" by Poison's CC Deville.(:

Doortje 29

Monday 10 January 2011 0:53

KingDingALing, your obsession with Kay is getting a little out of hand. He has only said a few words to you, but your brain tricks you into thinking you have some sort of relationship with him. He didn't spike your drinks, he didn't molest you.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you are sick. You need to schedule an appointment with a doctor and/or shrink right away. I recommend DocBastard.

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sourgirl101 28

Monday 10 January 2011 0:38

That's like "I hate every bone in your body but mine" by Poison's CC Deville.(:

Draminicaus 0

Monday 10 January 2011 11:41

Ha! I think I've gotta search for that song. That's just hilarious.

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 10 January 2011 0:42

go to YouTube and search "fake it" by seether

Sliim_Shaady 6

Monday 10 January 2011 5:19

That song is awesome

Eclipse003 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:37

Yeah, I love it!

therealsuperman 0

Monday 10 January 2011 0:52

he fakes it during good sex? what does he do during bad sex?

Honesty4U 0

Monday 10 January 2011 9:09

Fake the love, Superman. Obviously, our yellow sun doesn't make you smarter...

stun23 8

Monday 10 January 2011 0:53

i hate it when women try and make jokes

sexyscooter 0

Monday 10 January 2011 1:00

i hate that song, no talent...

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 10 January 2011 1:05

If your boyfriend played the guitar bit too, he sounds like one of those douchebags who plays guitar just to get chicks and get famous and rich. If he played the guitar bit, FYL for dating one of those assholes who plays an instrument just to get laid instead of for the music.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 10 January 2011 1:24

What if musicians play guitar because they love the music AND love to get laid? Kill two birds with one stone.(:

mxican 0

Monday 10 January 2011 2:27

agreed

hannahphan 0

Monday 10 January 2011 1:24

it's just a song.

melmeldolphin 8

Monday 10 January 2011 1:46

YDI for dating someone who likes Saving Abel.

afallingstar 22

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:48

indeed...that song sucks

BritishHobo 0

Monday 10 January 2011 2:08

Like he will only serenade you with songs where the lyrics are completely applicable to your relationship. Maybe he just loves the song and wanted to sing to you. I don't know why I'm complaining, I guess you know otherwise you'd be upset and not posting on a comedy website.