Health: Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed...

By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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obnum 19

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

YFOS_fml 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

That's horrible

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JRtheSnowman 5

Sunday 19 October 2014 9:53

But did you still have the hiccups?

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 19 October 2014 17:09

What what a senseless retard!!

foxy_sunshine 8

Monday 20 October 2014 5:33

Well..... did it work for you??

Hash13 13

Monday 20 October 2014 6:13

Screaming helps relieve pressure. And it did !

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Monday 20 October 2014 6:21

Umm.....it's the thought that counts I guess?

DanielWes 6

Monday 20 October 2014 16:28

But did it get rid of the hiccups?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:49

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:52

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:54

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag on the boyfriends perspective but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

anonymous100000 17

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:26

you're a pussy

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