By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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devildog562 33

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

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diving_fml 30

guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)

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diving_fml 30

guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)

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Nymeria_fml 25

Not the puns again, 2. Don't fan the flames, please.

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Zebediabolical 39

That's fannytastic!

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EvilTurtle 35

A swing and a miss, #33.

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HersheySquirts 17

Nope just a strike out from the three of you.

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JMichael 25

Haha he thought it needed to cool down.

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HersheySquirts 17

Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... I am into it so im going to turn the fan on.

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joe3_fml 15

Guess he was feeling chilly.

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skychu 18

Hahaha, maybe he didn't hear your seductive tones?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree. Maybe he was a bit nervous and that's why he misunderstood. But I personally think it's cute that he was worried that you were uncomfortable and immediately got up to fix that. He sounds like a sweet guy that really cares about how you feel, even if it's just your temperature.

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Kkkdawg 27

I don't think he misunderstood...I think he was being a dick.

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ComoEsJuan 24

A little foreplay goes a long way.

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devildog562 33

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

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messedup4ever 16

I think you need a smarter boyfriend

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iAmPaul 49

Jesus Christ, every time there's an FML about a boyfriend doing something even slightly odd, there's always someone saying OP should dump him. Idiots...

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JMichael 25

She's 15. What do you expect?

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skitzymew 19

She just doesn't know how to handle relationship issues. She thinks it's better to dump them than attempt to solve the issue.

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MidnaLink 33

And I immediately thought of that stupid song…

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coming back in the future 30

Im sorry, but which one?

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sunnyray812 42

I did the same.

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MidnaLink 33

Hot in here- Nelly

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Martijn1102 14

Darude - sandstorm

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Marcelb 17

@29 Oh haven't you heard? Well a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word...

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AnasMerchant 10

Doubt on his men's feeling

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brivielle 15

we'll need the english version of that.

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bellles 18

Awh he missed the point. Maybe try being more direct ?

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EvilTurtle 35

Op trying to be more direct: You. Me. Sex. Now.

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TheMathMajor 26

"Hey I'm horny, take your pants off" Works every time

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j_cat187 19

lol me want snu-snu!

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trellz17 19

Maybe he wasn't in the mood?

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sassypenguinxox 15

My thoughts exactly

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