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Terrible first comments like that piss me off
Dumb first comments like this piss me off..
I would say probably not, based on the wording. The word 'instead' can't mean 'in addition'. Then again it's possible OP made a grammatical mistake.
But did the hiccups stop?
#4 was better. You lose.
That was meant for #5 -____- I lose.
Fine the professer. that's not inn his job description.
What a piss-poor reaction. That must have put you in a pissy mood. A bit pissed off, perhaps? There. We have some piss puns, all out of the way. Can we all make some good puns now?
You pissing me off...
Please see yourself out.
I read that as please pee yourself out. Heheheh. :P
A better way to cure hiccups is to take a deep breath and hold it for few seconds. Do this many times until their gone. Or you can drink a lot of water and they go away. That's how I do it!!
I think the last thing OP needed was more water in their system
I've always helped my hiccups by swallowing a packet of sugar. For some reason, it helps.
But it doesnt help your diet
A teaspoon of vinegar helps too.
My ag teacher in high school would offer me a dollar if I could hiccup again in 60 seconds. He almost always got to keep his money. Don't know why it worked, but he used it on anyone who had hiccups.
Well.. that sucks
Don't sweat it. No one I know can say they haven't pissed themselves at least once. Not counting as a baby.
I said not counting when people were babies. Like people perfectly capable of using the toilet that just didn't. Everyone's had a ******* accident whether or not they'll admit it.
....I can honestly say I've never actually peed myself past my "training years" I think it's just you ...
Nope. Been close though a fair few times
Y'all are so uptight. It's not like I live my life never using a toilet, but I did used to have an issue with holding my pee too long. I only ever actually peed myself twice after potty training which I was done with at a normal age. I was just trying to say it's not so big a deal and that embarrassing things do happen to the average person.
lulwot? You just got burned by a 55 year old, comment invalid.
#49 No hard feelings and all that, this is the internet after all. I was just trying to explain myself and came off butt hurt I realize this and am done after this comment. I didn't understand the first comment you made in this thread. Still don't. If you'd like to explain, that'd be cool. I apologize if I've done something wrong. Also, are you really 55? I assumed it was a fake age. Anyway, I wish you all the joy in the world and a wonderful day. :)
51, It was just a joke, on.the fact that you specifically mentioned not counting peeing oneself as a baby. I joked that I had been counting since I WAS a baby. It was nothing personal. Yes I am 55. Why would it be a fake age? You think my generation doesn't use the internet? They invented it. I post my age in the hopes of blasting people's preconceived notions about age. No worries. Cheers!
Oh, okay I just didn't get it. Because kids sometimes just put whatever age first comes to mind on their profile. Mostly on the sites that require 18+ to view certain pieces of content. Nothing against you or your generation, you go use that internet and use it proficiently!
Dammit, #13, I was going to say that!
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Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.
Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?