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probably. if she got scared enough to pee she probably got scared enough to get rid of the hiccups. sorry about that OP.

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I would say probably not, based on the wording. The word 'instead' can't mean 'in addition'. Then again it's possible OP made a grammatical mistake.

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Anything that deprives your body of oxygen temporarily will work. It is believed hiccups are caused by too much oxygen in your digestive system, which causes your diaphragm to contract out of rhythm.

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My ag teacher in high school would offer me a dollar if I could hiccup again in 60 seconds. He almost always got to keep his money. Don't know why it worked, but he used it on anyone who had hiccups.

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What always works for me is holding my breath until I have swallowed three times (yes, the last time is hard to do).

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Luckily I still have the tally of times I pissed myself my mom started when I was born. Now, when I am startled or shit faced and I pee myself, I can quickly update my records.

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I said not counting when people were babies. Like people perfectly capable of using the toilet that just didn't. Everyone's had a fucking accident whether or not they'll admit it.

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Y'all are so uptight. It's not like I live my life never using a toilet, but I did used to have an issue with holding my pee too long. I only ever actually peed myself twice after potty training which I was done with at a normal age. I was just trying to say it's not so big a deal and that embarrassing things do happen to the average person.

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One time when I was really sick, I was puking and accidentally shit myself at the same time 0.o never peed myself though.

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Hey 47, I resemble that remark. And you're as young as you feel. Chronologically I am 55 but mentally I am somewhere between potty trained and 40.

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#49 No hard feelings and all that, this is the internet after all. I was just trying to explain myself and came off butt hurt I realize this and am done after this comment. I didn't understand the first comment you made in this thread. Still don't. If you'd like to explain, that'd be cool. I apologize if I've done something wrong. Also, are you really 55? I assumed it was a fake age. Anyway, I wish you all the joy in the world and a wonderful day. :)

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51, It was just a joke, on.the fact that you specifically mentioned not counting peeing oneself as a baby. I joked that I had been counting since I WAS a baby. It was nothing personal. Yes I am 55. Why would it be a fake age? You think my generation doesn't use the internet? They invented it. I post my age in the hopes of blasting people's preconceived notions about age. No worries. Cheers!

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Oh, okay I just didn't get it. Because kids sometimes just put whatever age first comes to mind on their profile. Mostly on the sites that require 18+ to view certain pieces of content. Nothing against you or your generation, you go use that internet and use it proficiently!

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