By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

I have a feeling he wasn't listening!

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MolesterStallone 13

I have a feeling he wasn't listening!

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MolesterStallone 13

I said it so I would say no shit?

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Boygenius50 8

"Team Peeta" in 3's bio ruined all credibility they may have had.

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nado13579 12

Meh, I just thumbed myself down. I admit that comment was shit. I could have come up with better. And I didn't check or change my description for a while so I just added to the Peeta part, because I'm starting to dislike the teams thing, it reminds me too much of Twilight. :/ So now I support Peeta Bread. :]

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samiiii_fml 2

I don't care how old you are, farts are and always will be humorous. He just wanted to bring light to the situation.

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Grimmerie 31

32: Edit it again. You're 13 and in no position to address anyone else as "child".

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JocelynKaulitz 28

"Was that a fart? I can taste it…on my tongue. Is that onion?…onion and ketchup" -Seth Rogen (Step Brothers)

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nado13579 12

32- I still do call myself a kid, though. I'm not one of those kids who think they're all grown up. My friends and I just have a running joke where we call people "child". Even each other. :) I know it's not that funny. And I do regret my earlier comment. I just thought it was obvious, but I guess most didn't think so. I'm sorry for being rude, 1. :/

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MolesterStallone 13

You are forgiven :)

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Maybe that's a sign to move on?

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PerfasarusRex 3

"I broke up with my boyfriend cause he farted"...no

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Andrew910 5

It's a sign that he needs to poop.

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stolencookie 17

25 - well maybe that was his answer to how much he cared...

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loloalltheway 23

People commenting on fml are so quick to tell the OPs to move on...

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SuaSponte 1

"Did you just soil yourself? Maybe.. It did sound a little wet, right at the end. Let's have a smell..wafting, wafting.. Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Okay, analysis..it smells like carrots and throw up." -Austin Powers, Goldmember.

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007type 26

Or: Better out then in. - Hagrid (HP2)

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maxmex13 7

"Believe me Donkey if it was me you'd be dead" -Shrek

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ambowew 7

B-but Hagrid wasn't talking about farting then sucking it back up your hole. He was talking about expelling slugs from your mouth! Different situation, mate!

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afropuffjake 9

"It ain't comin off no stone neither..." Donkey

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rocklare18 7

Mother told me it's not good to hold it in. Squeeze, flex, and squirt it out!

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MrBrightside21 20

"I had my mouth open and everything. You gotta give me a warning or something." -Noble Steed(shrek)

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joep1 7

It's natural! Hes very open with you just not at a good time. Sorry op.

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Petepoop 6

You obviously haven't smelled my farts...

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guy24 9

Or he is just trying to get dumped. :P

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snakeassault 0

/me deploys downvote umbrella Very nice picture 5.

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LolFMLnot 10

I love how in all FML's people are like "move on blah blah" Like no just stop. No relationship is perfect , if OP is with him then that means she likes/loves him.

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senbonzakura90 3

That pretty much says what your boyfriend thinks about the relationship sorry OP

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ambowew 7

#11 You crack one out then suck it back in? That's talent, right there! Form a line, ladies!

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LMFAOwned 9

Surely the farts aren't the reason for the troubles?

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