Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
Ryan488 0
You wouldn't believe how often moles and ticks get wrongly identified...
Suicidalpotatoe 0
#74 About as often as donald trump gets laid
mapleleafs34 0
lmao!!
kdkkat 0
I hope you remember me i was in crossroads with you a long time ago I miss you and ur brother. Hows your family doing?
omg_x3 0
what are you talking about?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Whats really sad is the fact that you could of had a tick on you.. that's disgusting!
stephanyk2 7
I'd get a doctor to check that out if it's that big
ke59100 1
wouldn't you already be aware if a mole that's big enough to be grabbed?
Acousticpixie14 6
Um...did you not know that you had a mole on your shoulder? I think you'd know that you have a mole on your shoulder and realize that it was being picked at, not a tick.
entwined 0
seriously go see a doctor if your boyfriend has damaged that mole so hard it bled... that's just wrong. and cancerous.
sk3l370n 0
get him glasses
wtfimnotgay 0
but some moles dont get larger, but they rise some, i would mistake for a tick. Tic toc on the clock!