Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
uhhohh5252 0
ewhh
zanguard 0
What's wrong with you!?!? Moles are like the handicap of the animal kingdom, they're eyesight is virtually nonexistent. You deserve all the pain you had to endure for letting him mutilate a mole. On a more serious note that sucks OP, your boyfriend is a dumba$$.
sallen0046 4
How are you so totally unfamiliar with your own body that you had no idea there was a mole in that location? Unless you've got such horrible skin cancer that you have discolored moles popping up all over your body, you should be aware.
mariet_fml 23
Not really. It could have been on the back of her shoulder (or is that just considered the back?). I was unaware for fourteen years that I had freckles in the shape of the Little Dipper in the center of my back. I only found out when a friend pointed it out. Not many people examine their whole body for moles and freckles.
truehitman2010 0
gina22100 lean to spell you ******* retard
pandabeargirl89 0
Oh the irony.
oliver86 8
We should all LEAN to calm down
crazypomgurl3 0
One: Why would you have a tick on your shoulder? Two: How could your boyfriend mistake a mole for a tick?
killabee 0
One: Let's put on our thinking caps. If you think really hard I bet you can figure that one out on your own.
Geekstazz8 4
I have a mole on my neck, and when I used to babysit, little kids always thought there was a tick on my neck.
simplyynat 0
haha awh I'm sorry:)
Itny 0
what an idiot! him not you, although you should have noticed.
bubblezz0504 0
That must have felt real good
nikki9tails 3
removing moles you should go to doctors you shouldn't remove a mole I read somewhere
Eunomia_fml 0
That sentence is structured in a very weird way. Please fix it, it is making me uncomfortable.
Niaa_fml 0
I think he used Google Translate.
lostsoul1715 0
...wow