By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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I bet that really ticked you off...

Damn, that totally sucks.

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Damn, that totally sucks.

how did he not know the difference between a mole and a tick? I mean ticks are small and a mole is pretty big and some are even hairless. apparently they have terrible eyesight as well, which is probably why it was found on your shoulder.

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look At it this way at least you don't have that mole anymore

#16 I've seen a tick that was the size of a grape after it fed

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Going to the doctor because of a tick? Please, they'll laugh in your face, tell you to grow some balls (or ovaries) and kick you out faster then KaySL kicks me out of his house after he spikes my drink.

HAHAHA! You really think he kicks you out? Well, I guess you would have no way of knowing since you always pass out so quickly. I'll just let you go on believe that whole "KaySL kicks me out" thing. You'll sleep better at night not knowing the truth, I assure you.

More like I dick you out until the anal rammage causes you to attain Samadhi or Nirvana or whatever and you spontaneously teleport into some gutter/ditch combo out in the middle of nowhere with a dildo lodged in your ear. At least that's the version of events I tell to the under-18s. TLDR: LOL URE A$$ BE TORNZ N SHIT LULZ But on a constructive note, how the hell did the OP not know of a mole on her own body? Normally I'd only expect that kind of lacking observance from a dead cactus.

Well I'm going to leave my drink right here...you see? Now I'm going to the bathroom for about an hour and not watch you do anything to my drink. :)

well, my comment quickly took a turn for te rape. lol

Even if it looked like a tick from far away, I don't see how it would take 30 minutes to figure it out. I would think once you got close that you would notice it wasn't a tick. Your boyfriend isn't very clever is he?

neither is she

what's a tick?

Tick is short for Thumb-size dICK.

a tiny spider that apparently looks like a mole.

damn, hahahaha fyl

That's a blood situation /: This looks like a job for!!!..........................................................................Bloody Mary!

lol boost to your level

I think your boyfriend is retarded.

No shiz, Sherlock?

no op is retarded how does someone not know their own body?! you think she would of known it was a mole on her shoulder, or wherever.

He has no diagnosed mental illness preventing him from functioning in society on his own He might wanna talk to his doctor about It though XD

errmm...it might be in a place she can't see it..like close to the armpit...

aye,um dont be negative to poster 6. they were justing stating their opinion..just like everyone else.k?kay.thanks:D

That is sooo freaking dangerous, not to mention stupid!

idiot to the rescue

I'm sure squirrels do hurt when they're gnawing on your boner...

When did the OP say there was no pain? I read "a ton of pain".

Ouch, just ouch.

Your boyfriend is a dick. Good day to you. FYL