Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
how did he not know the difference between a mole and a tick? I mean ticks are small and a mole is pretty big and some are even hairless. apparently they have terrible eyesight as well, which is probably why it was found on your shoulder.
StoryOfTheYear 14
Moleymoleymoleymoley
lovealone 0
pp
SgtWaffles 0
look At it this way at least you don't have that mole anymore
schalk 12
#16 I've seen a tick that was the size of a grape after it fed
kateindeed 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
this is why you go to a doctor. or someone not stupid enough to mistake a mole for a tick. ydi.
KingDingALing 9
Going to the doctor because of a tick? Please, they'll laugh in your face, tell you to grow some balls (or ovaries) and kick you out faster then KaySL kicks me out of his house after he spikes my drink.
DocBastard 38
HAHAHA! You really think he kicks you out? Well, I guess you would have no way of knowing since you always pass out so quickly. I'll just let you go on believe that whole "KaySL kicks me out" thing. You'll sleep better at night not knowing the truth, I assure you.
KingDingALing 9
Well I'm going to leave my drink right here...you see? Now I'm going to the bathroom for about an hour and not watch you do anything to my drink. :)
kateindeed 5
well, my comment quickly took a turn for te rape. lol
Eunomia_fml 0
Even if it looked like a tick from far away, I don't see how it would take 30 minutes to figure it out. I would think once you got close that you would notice it wasn't a tick. Your boyfriend isn't very clever is he?
vettle 6
neither is she
abc123zyx987 0
what's a tick?
Doortje 29
Tick is short for Thumb-size dICK.
diogi 0
a tiny spider that apparently looks like a mole.
mariselita93 7
damn, hahahaha fyl
15thPrestige 0
That's a blood situation /: This looks like a job for!!!..........................................................................Bloody Mary!
oakleyguy 0
lol boost to your level
oakleyguy 0
lmafo
Helbo 0
I think your boyfriend is retarded.
kateindeed 5
you think?
15IowaGurl15 0
No shiz, Sherlock?
Talia_91 13
no op is retarded how does someone not know their own body?! you think she would of known it was a mole on her shoulder, or wherever.
Suicidalpotatoe 0
He has no diagnosed mental illness preventing him from functioning in society on his own He might wanna talk to his doctor about It though XD
alicec123 0
errmm...it might be in a place she can't see it..like close to the armpit...
talktomandybaby 8
aye,um dont be negative to poster 6. they were justing stating their opinion..just like everyone else.k?kay.thanks:D
attatood 8
That is sooo freaking dangerous, not to mention stupid!
chowE_fml 4
idiot to the rescue
stronghand0331 17
I'm sure squirrels do hurt when they're gnawing on your boner...
Eunomia_fml 0
When did the OP say there was no pain? I read "a ton of pain".
KatieKhaos 0
Ouch, just ouch.
Nhemezis 0
Your boyfriend is a dick. Good day to you. FYL
tbrown10048 11
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