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how did he not know the difference between a mole and a tick? I mean ticks are small and a mole is pretty big and some are even hairless. apparently they have terrible eyesight as well, which is probably why it was found on your shoulder.

  KingDingALing  |  9

Going to the doctor because of a tick? Please, they'll laugh in your face, tell you to grow some balls (or ovaries) and kick you out faster then KaySL kicks me out of his house after he spikes my drink.

  DocBastard  |  38

HAHAHA! You really think he kicks you out? Well, I guess you would have no way of knowing since you always pass out so quickly. I'll just let you go on believe that whole "KaySL kicks me out" thing. You'll sleep better at night not knowing the truth, I assure you.

  KaySL  |  24

More like I dick you out until the anal rammage causes you to attain Samadhi or Nirvana or whatever and you spontaneously teleport into some gutter/ditch combo out in the middle of nowhere with a dildo lodged in your ear. At least that's the version of events I tell to the under-18s.


But on a constructive note, how the hell did the OP not know of a mole on her own body? Normally I'd only expect that kind of lacking observance from a dead cactus.

  Eunomia_fml  |  0

Even if it looked like a tick from far away, I don't see how it would take 30 minutes to figure it out. I would think once you got close that you would notice it wasn't a tick. Your boyfriend isn't very clever is he?