Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
69_jackson_69 0
Hmm... You would think a man would be able to determine between a tick or a small furry, burrowing animal on another's back. Oh well
iBiteRoses 22
OMG you made me LOL so hard I love you
EagleEyez 0
OMG......Get a new boyfriend
myndilou 3
how did u not know u had a mole there? oh and u should prolly go get that checked bc messing with a mole Like that can cause it to turn cancerous or grow larger....
ilovenoah 0
GUACAMOLEEEEE!!!
kaylapple 1
he picked at your mole for a whole 30 minutes? gross!
daisiebud 18
if you have a tick, you're supposed to light a match and burn it, and then it'll fall off. i'm really glad he didn't try this with the mole, though
marimba_boss 0
why didn't you look before you let him remove it?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Now is the time to go to the hospital and be screened for cancer.
Dilwann 27
Don't overreact. Most moles are good ones. The bad ones, called maligne melanoma, are disfigured (not round), have different colors in them... I have a bunch of moles, none of which are maligne. And some of them still grow a bit.
sparxva 12
Admittedly, your life sucks. But this boyfriend is somebody you've chosen to bring into your life and keep into your life. Maybe you should make better choices?