Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
InnocentLies 0
Ouch. Why wouldn't you tell him to stop? >_<
TSS_Fan 0
That's pretty damn gross! Damn, and you didn't feel that until after? Goodness gracious. What an attentive boyfriend. *Yeah, I bet he's a good driver too*. Lool. *Sarcasm for those who haven't detected it*
xxst3althshotxx 1
There is no way he thought it was a tick, there is a huge difference between both.
xxst3althshotxx 1
Exactly, people should be able to tell the difference
xxst3althshotxx 1
i meant to reply to someone up at the top ^-^
kylielewis23 1
ahahah that's embarrassing for your boyfriend...
freefrog 0
Ouch
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Sorry to brake it to you but your boyfriend is an idiot
idkwhoiam104 0
ur lover must b pretty close...
oliver86 8
I guess you could say *sunglasses* he TICKS all the wrong boxes YEEEAAAH!!!
catstuff 0
Lol!!!!!!