Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
indiecolor 0
you could get cancer from that.
treeguy72 6
OP, seriously, It's January, and you're in CT....ticks are DORMANT this time of year don't think either you or bf thought things through very well on that one =)
tencentsakiss 19
Thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking. It's possible for them to wake up if there is a really warm day, but I doubt they have those in Connecticut.
laduf 5
You deserve it for having a dumbass boyfriend.
ashrandom 0
Sry OP. fyl
Jenrees94 0
Awww he was trying 2 save u from lime disease!!! lol
pennies_lane 6
he's really just grossed out by your mole, and wanted to get rid of it. he tried....and failed.
Doniar 0
guess he got tired of just pretending to play Dr ... :)
jamjenni2774 0
The both of you are the perfect example of STUPID! Half an hour to figure that out?
Doniar 0
btw. Gina22100 looks oh so good...
melyeah 9
wow haha, how stupid