I accidentally said "chanks" to an asian customer the other day instead of "cheers" and "thanks". It's easily done!

Yep, a lot of people get tongue tied at times. Usually people understand. That said based on the username, this sounds like an "If looks could kill" situation.

Wow. You messed that word up badly. Thanks for the laughs. I needed a good chuckle.

I just googled eugoogly. Missed the Zoolander reference. Still made me laugh though, so well done.

Why don't you make this into an fml?

That sound awful, but "You will be forgotten" sounds worse. YLS, but it could have been worse.

"You won't be missed...because you're still here with us in spirit." There. All fixed.

Now that's just asking to be haunted, Doc. I'm sure you don't want Gran to end up in the Ghostbusters' vacuum cleaner because she won't stop telling you to clean your room.

Was that you're attempt at a joke?

At 21 - I read his joke twice and actually gave a chuckle. I feel like shit chuckling at an awful joke.

Your

Bad jokes can still be funny!

Yeah they are so bad that you laugh at the joke in a bad way

Decimator - Zarosian was referring to Christian1509's comment. I hope.

"...because you will always be here in our hearts." I think that could work really well too!

It was funny to me.

You just have to be quick on your feet.

its a simple mix up, hopefully everyone understands.

That sounds horrible but it is an easy mistake to make, how did everyone react?

I can just imagine hearing a giant gasp from the audience.

Judging by OP's username, I'm guessing not well.

In such a stressful and emotional moment mistakes happen. I'm sorry about your grandma.

Brain farts and word diarrhoea attack us all OP, unfortunate but slightly classic.

*awkward silence

Grool. Any mean girls fans out there?

Check Tumblr. Chalk full of fandoms.

Chock.

With mean girls , those are chalk outlines

I recognised the quote reference #10, my (male) flat mate loved Mean Girls!

Well, I bet that went over pleasantly