Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
Yep, a lot of people get tongue tied at times. Usually people understand.
That said based on the username, this sounds like an "If looks could kill" situation.
Now that's just asking to be haunted, Doc. I'm sure you don't want Gran to end up in the Ghostbusters' vacuum cleaner because she won't stop telling you to clean your room.
There. All fixed.