By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
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DocBastard 38

"You won't be missed...because you're still here with us in spirit." There. All fixed.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I accidentally said "chanks" to an asian customer the other day instead of "cheers" and "thanks". It's easily done!

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I accidentally said "chanks" to an asian customer the other day instead of "cheers" and "thanks". It's easily done!

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Yep, a lot of people get tongue tied at times. Usually people understand. That said based on the username, this sounds like an "If looks could kill" situation.

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cakefete2 30

Wow. You messed that word up badly. Thanks for the laughs. I needed a good chuckle.

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cakefete2 30

I just googled eugoogly. Missed the Zoolander reference. Still made me laugh though, so well done.

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xSPEECHLESS 10

Why don't you make this into an fml?

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wvni 13

That sound awful, but "You will be forgotten" sounds worse. YLS, but it could have been worse.

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DocBastard 38

"You won't be missed...because you're still here with us in spirit." There. All fixed.

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Welshite 39

Now that's just asking to be haunted, Doc. I'm sure you don't want Gran to end up in the Ghostbusters' vacuum cleaner because she won't stop telling you to clean your room.

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christian1509 21

Was that you're attempt at a joke?

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jsp16 24

At 21 - I read his joke twice and actually gave a chuckle. I feel like shit chuckling at an awful joke.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Bad jokes can still be funny!

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kingodsucksville 18

Yeah they are so bad that you laugh at the joke in a bad way

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DocBastard 38

Decimator - Zarosian was referring to Christian1509's comment. I hope.

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euphoricness 28

"...because you will always be here in our hearts." I think that could work really well too!

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RedPillSucks 31

It was funny to me.

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Maccaroney 11

You just have to be quick on your feet.

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xbrit551 13

its a simple mix up, hopefully everyone understands.

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ShadowGhost 16

That sounds horrible but it is an easy mistake to make, how did everyone react?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I can just imagine hearing a giant gasp from the audience.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Judging by OP's username, I'm guessing not well.

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genericfmluser 17

In such a stressful and emotional moment mistakes happen. I'm sorry about your grandma.

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mellyski 25

Brain farts and word diarrhoea attack us all OP, unfortunate but slightly classic.

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it__happens 17

*awkward silence

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Grool. Any mean girls fans out there?

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MzZombicidal 36

Check Tumblr. Chalk full of fandoms.

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RedPillSucks 31

With mean girls , those are chalk outlines

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mellyski 25

I recognised the quote reference #10, my (male) flat mate loved Mean Girls!

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ginger196 14

Well, I bet that went over pleasantly

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