Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
GettyLee 0
Damn, that totally sucks.
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Comments (127)
gina22100 0
Dam!!!!! Dats fkd up!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
awesomeguy1221 4
It's a little bit of an obvious difference. Then again, it's not your fault.
gina22100 0
I tink he did it on purpose kus maybe he dint like d mole ....
fairymacabre 7
seriously.moles are disgusting
Shaebug12 0
17- nice tan line...
smiles2334 0
u must hav been starin pretty hard
brootalxkeni 0
ouch!!!!!
Doortje 29
I suggest seeing a doctor now. You shouldn't mess with moles!
gina22100 0
They won't do that if u woukd have gone to the hospital they would have taken it of by using a lighter the heat makes the tik let go....
Ribenalion 2
"Using petroleum jelly, alcohol or a lit match to remove a tick does not work." Taken directly from the NHS website. Pretty sure if it caused a lot of pain it would have been wise to go to a doctor as it could have had complications, and now you need to see one anyway :p
zebra22 0
wtff? why would a doctor use a lighter, they would numb-(or how evrr you spell it) you and remove it thoroughly.
treyzweezy 0
he probably didnt want to pay
purplesanctum 0
Your boyfriend is an idiot, it's not even tick season. Go to a doctor!
illmatic2 16
I bet that really ticked you off...
QueenOfBoredom 0
nice pun dude
upsidedownfrownn 5
Lol nice one.
gina22100 0
A lit match does work I speak frm xpierience as a kid they took me to a hospital and d hospital ppl did that and it came of wit no pain at all....
tencentsakiss 19
Please lay off the booze for everyone's sake.
ImaginaryFoe 0
You didn't know you had a mole on your shoulder?