Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
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hkgirl89 8

she's a kid...let it slide...at least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

At least she didn't call you a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater. Although that would be pretty freakin sweet!

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davidjr_saldana 0

who cares i'm sure your husband doesn't mind

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kittykat1497 7

I'm sorry I wasnt paying attention that was meant to be a text wat I meant to put here was -.- @10 awesome show reference

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BrookeLockhart 0

don't worry, they'll fade over time :') your daughters hat being cute - she doesn't know any better :)

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rfngxhhshi 0

Her gorgeous what? Anyone else confused?

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omgwork 0

Wow you look like plastic

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BoColors 0

stretch marks will never fully go away, unless she gets cosmetic surgery. jus' sayin.

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Bees_fml 0

But why was your 3-year-old changing your clothes, OP? Can you not dress yourself?

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Bees_fml 0

"Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter..." (Should be "Today, while I was changing my clothes, my 3-year-old daughter...")

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ChaoticJaela11 1

Wow, I don't think her including the hyphens would have changed the story at all. You still understood and didn't need to point out a minor mistake.

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Bees_fml 0

The missing hyphenation wasn't the error I was drawing attention to. See the post above.

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hkgirl89 8

she's a kid...let it slide...at least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)

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0opsie 6

FYL for having stretch marks. But your daughter sounds so sweet. At least she tried to make you feel better when she saw you were hurt.

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awesomeguy1221 4

They'll fade eventually. Hakunah Mattata-Sick Lion King Refference

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zanguard 0

Shouldn't your location be climbin in yo window?

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Doortje 29

Aww, she's just three, and she tried to comfort you! And purple zebras are pretty awesome :)

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KingDingALing 9

I'm waiting for someone to say "Kids say the darnest things." Jesus! Think of some new material, people! I bet Zebra lady could come up with something better then that! Sirin could make an awesome comment change right after she whips out her big, humongous, large, throbbing.... BAN HAMMER! What were you guys thinking about? You guys are SICK! And when I say "sick", I mean sick on a whole new level! No, I'm not on drugs right now.

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DocBastard 38

#5 already beat you to it, King. And I don't believe you about the drugs. Share with the group. SHARE!

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KingDingALing 9

Son of a bitch! So ******* close! Oh well...I have drugs to settle me...I mean tea...with wee-woo in it... Here Doc, fancy some thigh? It's good for the peen. :D

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hghiPigh 0

11...you're not as clever as you think you are. that's sad. fyl

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KingDingALing 9

Neither are you with your poor capitalization skills. FYL also.

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perez758 2

aww.. the zebra marks you got from pregnancy were worth it ;)

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xMafia 0

Your daughter is going to be a future politician.

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