By Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France
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OP here! I did laugh. That's all there was to do. It just caught me completely off guard, I was expecting something sweet or romantic. But it's definitely something that he would do. And no, I couldn't smell it because I have a sinus condition that prevents me from being able to smell- he just didn't know it at the time.