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Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 June 2014 03:30 / United States - Crowley

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By PenguinBitch | 43

#5971148 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:22

Pay a guy to tell him that you know.

By JenniferNThomas | 14

#5971146 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:21

In what world is that a good idea??

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By JenniferNThomas | 14

#5971146 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:21

In what world is that a good idea??

kristabelli | 19

#5971202 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:36

*paid

lnheritance | 19

#5971261 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 08:03

Maybe he wanted to see if she would care. Or OPs boyfriend is a dick.

SalviBarbie | 15

#5971367 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 09:13

#1 didn't notice how op said 'payed' instead of paid?

MisterEx | 26

#5971442 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 10:30

#26 - Or, OP is a psycho overly attached stalker maniac girlfriend.

xx_alexmagm_xx | 12

#5971517 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 11:49

Um...Mercury?

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H | 20

#5971591 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 01:49

#62, that is offensive to Mercurians everywhere! ;)

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5971893 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 06:12

#1, when running from the mob and/or government...

oreoeater | 21

#5972448 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 09:37

#16 Why did u say *paid?

2i1337i2iscore | 13

#5972639 - Thursday 12 June 2014 02:36

Well if she us a psycho gf then it's one of the best chances he's got. Like, how did she know he paid someone? Possibly by flipping out at the paid guy?

CaLea18 | 5

#5972721 - Thursday 12 June 2014 04:51

in opposite world...

kristabelli | 19

#5982297 - Friday 20 June 2014 09:37

They had it spelled "payed" originally. I felt an uncontrollable urge to correct it. (Sometimes I can't help myself.)

By PenguinBitch | 43

#5971148 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:22

Pay a guy to tell him that you know.

Demig0d6 | 14

#5971312 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 08:38

Death not very nice

schhichick | 14

#5971333 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 08:50

Or pay a guy to tell him he is not getting out that easy

Ian7890 | 22

#5971372 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 09:18

or you could just him yourself and then use the money you saved to buy a burger

Rallred32 | 20

#5971422 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 10:18

Kill him so you can make his dream ops reality.

schhichick | 14

#5971529 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:01

Your idea is much better! mm burgers(:

kuzzy00 | 22

#5971741 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 03:33

Send an E-Card from am anonymous email and block her number/email from your own devices. Done.

By toxic_walrus | 15

#5971149 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:22

Well that's mature

By cdalton | 12

#5971153 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:23

Why? And how could he possibly think he could get away with this? I'm sorry op.

By drivingmissdaisy | 13

#5971159 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:24

Wow...was it a joke? Or did he really want you to think he was dead?

Respect101 | 17

#5971535 - Wednesday 11 June 2014 12:15

I'm going to go out on a limb and say he wanted her to think so, because he paid someone. If I were to do it as a prank I wouldn't pay someone. I would find someone willing to do it for free. Unless you have a ton of money to throw around.

By foxwasalamb | 24

#5971164 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:25

what the fuck?

By annie_nk | 22

#5971167 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 07:26

If he wanted to break up with you, there are better ways. Ways that don't cost money.

bellebe1998 | 16

#5971356 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 09:06

I hate that most guys have to do outrageous things to break up with a girl. We would be less upset if you just come out and say it.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5971380 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 09:23

But then how would you hate us and be happy to be rid of us? Wait, this is women we're talking about. Surely, you'll think of something to hate about your now-ex.