Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
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Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
They do have chicken & steak . . .
Kefka91 15
I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl
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Comments (178)
grrrkgrrrl 0
If it is his favourite restaurant and he wants to include you in the experience, just order something non- seafood. Seriously, does it means he's also banned from seafood because you can't have it?
Igor_g5 0
They have steak.
klong91 7
They do have things other than seafood, learn to read the menu!
robincakes94 8
He shouldn't have brought you with him. Next time tell him to take you to a place of your choosing.
djsquintz 0
yeah he should have brought someone thankful that would go with the flow and order a steak without bitching
Heliol 8
Unfortunately some people can't even smell the thing they're allergic to. I knew some girls (sisters) in my karate class when I was younger that had very severe peanut allergies and couldn't even smell peanuts or touch them. My brother and some other kids were eating peanut m&ms before the class and the girls mom asked them to brush their teeth and wash their hands because the girls allergies were that severe and since we were sparring that day there was a high chance that they would end up touching in some manner with their hands and breathe on them.
NextBigThing5044 0
Sucks
Jessephine 0
probably he just happened to forget it.besides,it's his favourite restaurant,he love to eat there before he fall in love with you.he didn't like it because you hate it.it's not about you
circlejerk69 0
I have to disagree with the statement that men have selective memories. I am a guy and I remember important things like what the teacher said in class. but I also remember a lot of unimpotant information. like when I was younger my best friend threw a brick at my head and then ran home crying.
Jessephine 0
probably he just happened to forget it.besides,it's his favourite restaurant,he love to eat there before he fall in love with you.he didn't like it because you hate it.it's not about you
cantstandit808 2
I would of ordered a big ass stake and lots of Long Island Iced Tea, they are not cheap drinks.
silverstream20 20
I find it interesting that you would choose to complain when there are other items that can be eaten