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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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He had to find out eventually!

By Telley21 - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML

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By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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He's trying to kill you!

By Mary - 21/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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Happy Birthday

By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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By naughtytwinsisters - 25/02/2011 08:27 - Philippines

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

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phatdaddy62 23

Monday 7 March 2011 8:27

They do have chicken & steak . . .

Kefka91 15

Monday 7 March 2011 8:16

I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl

Comments

missL1z 5

Monday 7 March 2011 23:58

Just order ANYTHING! Who cares? Just don't eat it!

RainWind 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:10

Pick three. Steak steak and steak.

Shinygirlnz 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:01

SO WHAT? Order something other than seafood and stop complaining. Idiot.

Prankster7o7 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:36

Smart man.

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:58

Wow what a bloke! He either didn't know about your allergy or didn't care, either way a shit bf! You should've walked out ffs... ----> Door

jansdo 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:12

Time to lose the crab and get a new bf.

Wazilla 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:29

U could have gotten a steak

MrSquiggles 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:58

actually, that is oddly clever

translat0r 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:23

that is one smart dude

jennapho 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:31

so mess up!!! do the same back!!! :-)

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