Work: Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML

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By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

That's why you don't question it!

Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:40

Next time, smile, nod, and say, "Why thank you. Yes, I do believe I'll accept the iPod and assortment of Godiva chocolates",

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itstaylorlovexx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:33

ouch:/

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

That's why you don't question it!

screwedd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

dudeeee that sucks man. if i were you i woulda attacked them anyway and stole the prize...

Bobby64 29

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:09

Well, there's always next month!

czm 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

thats why you dont get excited with that kind of stuff until it really happens

wh0regasm 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

ahhh that stinks

Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:40

Next time, smile, nod, and say, "Why thank you. Yes, I do believe I'll accept the iPod and assortment of Godiva chocolates",

jigglywiggly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:41

Damn that is harsh, but you are a winner here :)

Demonchild 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:54

HAHAHAHA. Dang i feel ya. sumtin like dat happened to my friend. I couldnt stop laughin cause when he came back from work he had silly string on him. I almost shit myself. Anyway if i were you i woulda taken the silly string and sprayed it down the winners throat... Or mayby up somewere the light never shines... Atleast you win here or rather lose i really dont know... FYL so hard so frekin hard. Love it when hopes so high come crashin down Spreadin Evil Ways D.C.