Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
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Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
They do have chicken & steak . . .
Kefka91 15
I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl
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dudehaha 4
haha sorta funny though lol.
melons 44
I was discussing my boyfriend's bad memory with him the other day. He says it's more a selective bad memory as he only bothers remembering the things he thinks are worth keeping, which explains the fact that he can't remember people's birthdays, but he can probably remember the score of a football match on 18th September 1984...
DrCee 0
Ydi bitch! Not everything in a relationship is about what you want
itsme3623 6
I'm allergic to seafood too, but I eat at Red Lobster. They have lots of other delicious things. It's not that bad, be grateful he took you out. He did say it would be HIS favorite restaurant. Next time say you want to go to yours. Fair is fair.
einir 0
Which is an interesting fact about your boyfriend by itself, but in no way describes the whole male population of earth.
melons 44
I never said it did, but I have met a lot of men who do have this 'selective memory'.
einir 0
Yeah, I agree. But I figure it's more of a human thing than a men-only thing. People simply remember what they're interested in. One man might remember the score of an old football game like it was yesterday, while another might remember the birthday of someone's bunny. One woman might remember the song that was playing on her first date with her soulmate while another might rather remember the shoes the waitress was wearing.
AsianCookie247 14
^ haha :)
TinyDude 10
hes a keeper ;)
denvan 0
You could have had a salad, chicken, or breat. What a drama queen for nothing
Igor_g5 0
What's breat?
denvan 0
Damn I meant bread stupid auto correct