He's trying to kill you!

By Mary - 21/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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He had to find out eventually!

By Telley21 - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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People suck

By why - 02/05/2016 20:08 - United States - Beachwood

Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Thanks wasn't given

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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kfchicken 31

Monday 21 October 2019 22:51

That's what some might call a red flag.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 21 October 2019 23:25

Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.

Comments

kfchicken 31

Monday 21 October 2019 22:51

That's what some might call a red flag.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 21 October 2019 23:25

Temper tantrum? How old is he? If you've talked about it with him before, now's the time to reiterate your allergy. If he continues to tantrum, time to walk away.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 22 October 2019 0:39

You need to seriously consider why you’re with this man-child.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:56

So, you snubbed his gift just to avoid a little allergic reaction. It's all about you, isn't it? I'd say your attitude is a bit... ...wait on it... ...shellfish.

yigexiaoqin 6

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:32

lol

distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 23 October 2019 2:16

Ooh, I see what you did there! Clever, sir. Clever

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 22 October 2019 4:55

Maybe he forgot? And he took the refusal as some sort of insult?

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 22 October 2019 8:47

He tries to force something you are allergic to on you then has a screaming temper tantrum when you refuse? Rather manipulative behaviour. Maybe it is time to consider the future of your relationship?