Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
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Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
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Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
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phatdaddy62 23
They do have chicken & steak . . .
Kefka91 15
I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl
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Comments (178)
HollisterBabe831 0
thats just sad):
RyBombTikTik 0
douche
Booda13 0
smart man
smartalek 2
is that a joke? they have TONS of other options.
kmdancer69 0
my parents took me out for seafood on my birthday and im also allergic to it -__-
lovelife9 12
what a great boyfriend you have..
flyingshrimp 2
My boyfriend is allergic to fish and he loves Red Lobster. He gets the shrimp, they also have super good salads and chicken. Seafood isn't the only thing on their menu, ydi.
XavierMedina 0
What an ass. You should get sauce and throw it at his face.
moodyreallyrocks 27
I love Red Lobster, I went for their unlimited shrimp, not so long ago. It was pretty close to heaven! Although I am sorry for your experience. It's like my wife, she just does not eat sea food, she usually orders the chicken….
FoxFeathers 3
Order the surf and turf (2-4 of them) and eat only the steak and sides, drink the most expensive thing you can find, and lots of it. Order dessert, and when he asks you why you aren't eating the lobster you ordered, throw your VERY expensive scotch in his eyes while stuffing lobster down his pants or the like. While reminding him you are allergic. (double beotch smack him with two if you like) Down any leftover booze, smash ice cream on his head, and dash laughing hysterically to the cab you ordered from the loo earlier. Oh, and don't forget to record it all on your phone, then post it everywhere.