"I then got out of my chair, called him a psychotic freak, and left the restaurant." Right?

I hope he was fooling around. If not... Time to leave that whackadoodle at the table.

Even if he had ordered something you like ordering for your date is a major turnoff.

I hope you reacted appropriately by telling the waiter "he'll have the bill" and leaving...

And that is when I realized his sarcasm game was strong- sense of humor not so much.

How rude! If he decided the date was a mistake, he should have done the proper and chivalrous thing: Excuse himself to the bathroom and climb out the window! Classy.

Either he's not a good listener or he don't give a, damn. 😂

"I'm deathly allergic to dairy, how about we spend the day at a cheese factory?"

Run.

I take it you got up and left but I do wonder, why the hell would you go to a seafood restaurant of you are "deathly allergic" to shrimp? WTF is wrong with you?