By proudparent - 07/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
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Luckster 0

...........I completely fail to see how this makes your life ******....

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KrystleLynn 0

...I don't see why this is an fml or why the teacher called you.

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Dabookofnothing 0

FLYING VEGAN WHAT THE F****???

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flying_vegan 0

Yeah, I've decided to pretty much rage at anyone who starts screaming "first". My car was shat upon the other day. I've got a a fair amount of anger brewed up.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

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wordgirl 0

Yeah, right. Like this guy said: don't expect a five-year-old to understand homonyms. :p

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shoieb9 14

ahhahahahahhaha... It took me 3 whole months to be there :D more over I moderated it and checked to find it here... so i think i can be there :) have a nice day!

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flying_vegan 0

Well #19, congratulations. You could have made a decent first comment, and we might have remembered you as "the guy that didn't draw attention to the fact that he was first, and subsequently isn't a ****", but you just wrote "first", and are therefore doomed to join the other forgotten commenters who wasted valuable commenting space with something already indicated by the little number attached to their posts. So... congratulations.

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bexox 0

That's what I thought too. How would a small child know about C-sections? Why is what he said so bad anyway? It's kind of cute, actually. Kids say the darndest things!

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lotusflower007 0

look people as a mother of a 5 year old, I can tell you. It's worth it to talk with them, and explain things that are beyond what they know, because that's how we learn. and a five year old can understand what a c section is.

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3141592653589793 0

First off, how is that an FML? That's just like a quirky confusion. Second, it's HOMOPHONE. I'd expect more from someone named 'wordgirl.'

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

yea this is a pretty shitty fml it Is unfortunate but its not the end of the world

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jts2 3

.. Exactly the point. People need to stop being so bitter on this site.

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Luckster 0

...........I completely fail to see how this makes your life ******....

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carnage1106 0

so you want nobody to have kids so the human population will fail to increase and we will all die?

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Jimboom 11

You suck at explaining. I hope the kid doesn't come to you to ask about the birds and the bee's. Probably end up trying to have sex with a canary!

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KrystleLynn 0

...I don't see why this is an fml or why the teacher called you.

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caticaticati 3

How is there ANYTHING negative about this? And why would the teacher call home about that?

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Erniesduck123 0

That is the first thing I thought. Why would the teacher call? It's not like he was going around saying he's abused or something, if I were a teacher I would have just assumed he was born on a boat :)

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xyourstruly3 0

obv. you didn't explain it correctly . -__-

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cityofblues 0

Why would a teacher ring you because the kid said he was born at sea??

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