Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 034
You deserved it 346

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I take it he has a really small pimple. And maybe it pops very quickly?

Perhaps your boyfriend needs to find someone who appreciates him?

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I take it he has a really small pimple. And maybe it pops very quickly?

Maybe all the ones on your ass turn off your boyfriend.

Recent FML reference win.

Fuck your boyfriends life

Perhaps your boyfriend needs to find someone who appreciates him?

you're not supposed to pop them, it potentially causes more skin problems, doing so.

Communication is key. Help him improve instead of complaining.

I only put YDI because sex sometimes requires communication so people know what you like. Maybe discuss what he could do to spice things up, or you could do something.