FML : Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Zamaria / Friday 2 October 2009 22:23 / France

Love

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#600989 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

By whyevenbother | 0

#600966 - Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

Comments

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#600959 - Saturday 3 October 2009 9:52

rawrr >:3

Gia0896 | 0

#604071 - Monday 5 October 2009 3:11

AWESOME! Thats a cool idea. Im gonna try that on my brother. :)

BrutalFbomb | 5

#1580397 - Thursday 21 October 2010 8:53

I'm gonna buy one just to do that lmao!!!

Angi95 | 3

#2760194 - Sunday 26 June 2011 3:04

at least you married a guy with a sense of humor.

By whyevenbother | 0

#600966 - Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

null_fml | 11

#601006 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:27

Yep, that's what I was gonna say too. He was right.

BenignScientists | 0

#601154 - Saturday 3 October 2009 14:46

I concur

Reyo | 2

#602236 - Sunday 4 October 2009 4:38

I chuckled.

ifinsane | 6

#3505491 - Friday 28 October 2011 23:38

That's what you get for having a cat.

By michael_Hardman | 0

#600971 - Saturday 3 October 2009 9:57

priceless...thats something i would do

By bedspring_kiss54 | 0

#600983 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:05

Ouch!

By TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#600989 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

megusta3 | 5

#4993428 - Monday 1 October 2012 23:51

connorhperkins | 9

#6627082 - Monday 13 June 2016 6:48

That's just cruel and unusual

By Antivirus_fml | 0

#600998 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:21

But then she wont be able to have kids. :p

By King_of_Kings | 3

#601014 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:34

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny shit right here people!

By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#601017 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:39

At least you were awakened from sleep by raw, physical, rough animal play.
Yum. :]

Was he spanked for being a bad boy?

EmilyCecile | 0

#2197302 - Friday 18 March 2011 2:07

oh ha i see what u did there. nice :)

By jdog69 | 0

#601025 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:52

that IS funny

By napero | 0

#601047 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:36

And he took a video of it and posted on youtube? I want to see that >: D

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Classy guy.

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, and brought his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Love

Nearly

Today I met an old friend who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club, they were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I accidentally sent some nudes to my best guy friend on Snapchat. He screenshot them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Portugal

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML

India

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos